ATTN: ALL LURKERS- Time to come out of the closet

“That's stupid. When we sold our house last year, the real estate agent told us what to do to make it more presentable. Work on curb appeal, keep it free from clutter, turn on all the lights before a showing, bake cookies beforehand or light a candle, remove all the dead bodies from the closets, etc..

The homeowner should get a new agent.”

“The homeowner was the one in the closet.”