my apologies to those i have offended

“Hey Buddha, maybe you can use this thread to "pre-apologize" for anything offensive you might say in the future!”

“Aero, I'm going to start a pre-apologizing thread right now, I don't want to sully this fine thread.”

“im only against killing conscious, sentient beings”

“"sentient" Is that your new word?

You typed something really dumb. Rather than owning up to it and saying something like "Yeah, what I said was dumb" you go cussing me out. We all have typed something really dumb (I think I did it once) and usually folk are good natured about it. Your dumb remark really weakened whatever point you were trying to make (valid or not.)”

“uhhhhmmm....lee? can i borrow that flame thrower? i was gonna burn some bibles wif it....


i hereby withdraw my apology....”

“i would like to apologize to limpy for not telling him to shut the #&%!$ up sooner (sooner or later he'll figure out this is a running joke and stop trying to pick a fight with me. but probably not)”

“Ha Ha!!!!

8)”

“look limpy dick, i DID own up to saying something stupid, and the cussing you out was just riffin off something lee said, which was, to paraphrase, to hell with trying to make some big long argument out of something, its more amusing just to go off on somebody for the hell of it. next time pay attention AND SHUT THE #&%!$ UP!

p.s. matt please dont ban me im just playin

honest injun

oops that probably just opend up another can of worms”

“i would like to apologize to any worms whose can i may have offended”

“Let that hole get deeper!

8)”

“Pooper-scooper, I guess I didn't read your dripping sarcasm. My Bad!”

“A agree with all on this thread who say I would never argue for or against abortion with anybody except my closest friends. Why? Because it is a religious discussion for many and thus not appropriate--on TT, at work, most places. Maybe in an intellectual setting, like a college campus it is appropriate with strangers... I, and probably many others, have learned this from experience.

I am not offended by your views 2scoops, but that you brought up an this inappropriate subject on a very public board. The fact that you did this as a troll shows you had an inkling it was probably inappropriate.”

“I apologize for never apologizing”

“Actually Biz... I gotta confess... I started it with my thread on Roe v. Wade.

I apologize for my unwillingness to apologize for that... and I apologize for not letting 2scoops take the blame. I've seen 2 scoops around before - not sure if s/he's a troll or not.”

“you have no idea wtf you are talking about. i am NOT a troll, and i did NOT bring up the abortion topic, and as a matter of fact, i started this thread to be conciliatory. do some fact-checking, dude.”

“My offenses to those who have apologized.


Yeah 2scoops don't strike me as particularly trollish.”

“wow. being accused of being a troll really gets one ire up. worse than being called an ignorant rednekk”

“OK, OK....now i'm sorry for withdrawing my apology.....i was in a bad mood...sorry....i apologize....”

“i would like to apologize for seeming like a troll”

“Ignorant redneck psuedo-troll.”

“I apologize for being an a-hole...you SOB ba$tards”

“I feel a group hug coming on!!

I got dibs on squeezing in next to Biz!!!

She rocks!”

“2scoops, thats no way to talk to a lady (Biz.) You don't handle differing opinions well, do you? You are not very apolegetic on your apology thread.”

“i apologize for not being very apologetic on my apology thread”

“Where is this going?????

8)”

“she attacked me when i WAS being apologetic. so i have to be sorry for not being sorry enough. she should be sorry to me for calling me a troll and accusing me of starting the original argument, both of which are untrue, not just a "differing opinion". so there nanny nanny boo boo.”

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“oops

sorry

i would like to apologize for that apology

sorry

my apologies

i just got my car insurance bill. im a bit cranky. im sorry












sorry







my apologies”

“WTF?????????????

8)”

“Its spelled motherfucker, you illiterate bung-hole!


LOL!!!”

“That'd be, dudette.”

“damn. i thought lee was a chick and biz was a guy. guess i need to feel again.”