Free Beer!

“where? where? where?”

“tell me more!!!”

“Go to a bar, tell the cute wiatress who keeps staring you down that it's your birthday.

BOOM!

Free Beer, and phone number to follow!”

“BB, how drunk was she???????”

“How about some free scotch?

8)”

“Sorry CMB this is the beer thread.”

“Dam but hey thats what I am haveing right now along with a nice cigar!

8)”

“That is the life, Mike!”

“The only problem with that BB is that after being in Memphis for a number of years, all the waitresses in town think I must be 90,,,,,,5 birthdays a year for the past 10 years seems to have aged me some.....”

“Its all good!

8)”

“wear disguises Chili, do I have to tell ya everything!

lol!”

“good point, I will put on my turban and try it tonight at Hooters.....”

“LMAO Chili!”

“Free Beer?! ...I thought we were trying to free Tibet!

Richard Gere (rhymes with beer) where are you? Sheesh!

;-\”

“Man walks into a bar in Colorado and says to bartender,
"Listen, man. I need a case of beer. But make it anything except Coors."
Bartender says, "look, Guy. This is Colorado. It's Coors country here."

Man says, "You don't understand. Last week, I drank a case of Coors and then I blew Chunks."

Bartender says, "Well, stands to reason if you drink a case of anything, you are bound to blow chunks."

Man says, "No, you still don't understand. Chunks is my dog."”

“OK, this threadf should have 10X as many posts as it does.... time to add bite to bark.

In 2003, every TT trip I go on, I'll pack in a free beer per participant.

There ya go.”

“can i have a miracle whip jar too?”

“can i have a miracle whip jar too?"
stratdewd
08:48:25 PM
01/27/03


FAG!*

*Please see pre-aplogy thread.”

“lmfao! you wish! it's not for you, i was gonna start a business....”

“oh wait, i'm shootin blanks....dern...”

“what bar has blind waitresses”

“lmao, Jello told BB!

Buddha, I will hold you acountable for that free beer on every trip! That sled isn't going to be so easy to drag come August.

BTW, you are a RAT! ;)”

“Alright wheres my beer?”

“Your not old enough.”

“tis better to give than to receive

of corse its nice to be on the receiving end”

“Yummmmmm....< > beer ”

“(8/02/05 - HOUSTON) — A beer truck splashed its load all over the freeway in northwest Houston.
An 18-wheeler loaded with beer landed on its side late Monday night after the driver goes around a curve a little too fast.
ABC13 Eyewitness News

Investigators say the driver apparently took a curve too fast, causing the semi to flip on its side on the Northwest Freeway right outside the North Loop. A load full of Heineken beer spilled everywhere.

The driver of the 18-wheeler was not hurt. It's taken most of the morning to clean up the mess, which is still underway at this hour.”

“Oh, the humanity!”

“I'll start the car, you guys grab all the sponges you can carry!”

“Forget that! Just lick the pavement!”

“There you go! Get away from that beer!”

“Mmmm...beer-braised lamb shanks......”

“Just got to the office after helping with the cleanup, time for a nap”

“Man, that's a subject line that gets my attention!”

“There has been many a time I bought a beer for the Mayor of Lajitas .”

“Quote from that article, "mayor was found lying next to his testicles on Monday..."

Now that's interestin. Poor fella.”

“I think the perp got some hard time for that one.

Clay Henry is a Big Bend icon. The guy could have robbed the local bank and been in less trouble than cutting off the "Mayor's" balls.”

“I needed a funny today. Thx.”

“http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4802928.stm

A woman said she thought she was in heaven when she turned on the kitchen tap to find a plentiful supply of beer.

Haldis Gundersen was planning to do the washing up when she made the unusual discovery at her apartment in Kristiansund, west Norway.

But two flights below, workers in a bar faced the more disappointing realisation that water was flowing from their beer taps.

A worker had connected a beer barrel to the apartment water pipe by mistake.”

“Valhalla!!!”

“Old news.
A thread on this is on TT.”

“"....thought she was in heaven...."

In this case she truely was "the lady upstairs"......and god is a woman.”

“"Meanwhile in an adjacent building another woman was horrified to find that her toilet pipes and her kitchen sink pipes got crossed and she now had a ready supply of Budweiser flowing from her tap."”