Ted Kennedy ROCKS!!!

“Heh..drunken stupor or just plain tired..man it must be hard working the hours he does. That cameraman was just being mean by showing him asleep during the State of the Union address. Come on pple, do you guys have to vote this loser back in office again, i hope this embarasses someone”

“he was concentrating”

“Yea! He looked like he could use some backpacking. His face looked real fat last night. Maybe it was just the way he was sleeping.”

“That's pretty common Opie, not something unique to Mr Kennedy. A standard part of the retirement roast of our State officials is a picture of them sleeping during some legislative thing. And they all say they were just concentrating, just like Troll420 said!

However it's the ones who's heads loll back as they rip out snoring that are legendary!”

“he was just bored hearing the same crap for a 50th time”

“How dare you say something bad about a Kennedy!”

“well, if not him, it's someone even closer to their deathbed. at least he was just sleeping...was there anyone in that room under age 110 last night? eeeek, i'm bad.”

“He was just resting his eyelids!”

“During the Johnson years, House Speaker McCormick looked like he was dead or dying behind the president.”

“And what exactly did Mr. Kennedy miss by sleeping through it? Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.”

“he was thinkin' of Mary Jo..........”

“Strom Thurmond did it through every day through his last 20 years in office”

“he was thinking..."France is such a superpower".”

“Me, I miss Bill Clinton.
”

“Are we talking about Mr. Potato Head?

This thread just reminded me that I have to take a dump.”

“My wife thought he might be smuggling nuts in his cheeks.”

“lol lee! i was wondering if anyone else noticed him. he looked like java da hut on ludes.....wonder if he was snorin”

“John John was married in the tiny chapel on Cumberland Island. I've kinda gotten to know the biologist that lives near the church - across the path, actually.

Anyhoo, she LOL'd (as I did too) as she was sharing her memories of watching the Kennedy's stumble around in the sand while wearing their spiked heels and wingtips.

They arrived on the surplus military deuce-and-a-half that the yaddayadda country club uses for island tours. Can you imagine a buncha gown and tux-clad Kennedy's riding up in the back of an Army truck? Then climbing down onto... dirt? Funny...”

“boy and i thought this thread was about a new drink ted was drinking that was on the rocks...”

“Has Saturday Night live or anyone else ever done a sketch about Bill Clinton and Teddy carousing?

Somebody has to do it. One title possibility is obvious: "Bill and Ted's excellent adventure."”

“If you think about it, Kennedy sleeping while Bush outlines his plan to take over the world is the perfect image for the Democratic Party.”

“The National Lampoon Ad That showed a Volkswagen Beetle floating and said:

IF ONLY TEDDY KENNEDY HAD BEEN DRIVING A VOLKSWAGEN”

“Jeeze no. You must be as old as most Congressmen.”

“I remember treebeard. Classic National Lampoon (Back when it was funny). I still have a few in storage.
Remember the cover they had of the really hot jailbait chick in white hotpants holding a cherry? I had that cover posted on my wall of my frat house room. Funny as heII.
Remember the foto-funnies?”

“when he passes on.....sell his skin for life rafts”

“"If you think about it, Kennedy sleeping while Bush outlines his plan to take over the world is the perfect image for the Democratic Party."
Violin
04:02:40 PM

Good point, at least Nero was awake and playing his violin.”

“Yeah. That issue had some classic Chris Miller stories in it. He was so funny. Yeah, the photo funnies were real cool. I still have my Nat Lamp records, too.

Radio Dinner
Lemmings
Gold Turkey
That's Not Funny, That' Sick
Sex and Drugs And Rock n Roll And The End Of The World”

“And yes, I am as old as some congressman. I will be 48 tomorrow. I'm throwing a big party on Capitol Hill


j/k”

“"well, if not him, it's someone even closer to their deathbed. at least he was just sleeping...was there anyone in that room under age 110 last night? eeeek, i'm bad."
lyra
10:08:17 AM
01/29/03


tell me about it Lyra... I've seen younger faces on cash!”

“hillary dint look too happy either.....”

“StoveStomper, the southern boy, a FRAT BOY?? hmmmmmmmmm... my head is reeling........ lol”

“I think it's really shameful the way y'all disparage the Baron of Bloviation, the Prince of Pomposity, the Earl of Egregiousness, the Duke of...well, you get the idea...”

“Don't get to excited.
The frat, while social and part of the university greek system, was one that limited the membership to engineering and science students.
Sort of the geek version of animal house.”

“can i borrow your protractor?”

“Only if you know how to use it. ;)”

“oh....dern....

8(”

“At least he can spell it...”

“hardyharhar fattergoose! you are one funny guy! you quack me up even!”

“*Groan*”

“HYANNIS -- U.S. Senator Edward M. Kennedy was rushed by ambulance to Cape Cod Hospital this morning after falling ill at the Kennedy compound in Hyannisport.

Hyannis fire responded to the compound after a call was made around 8:30 a.m. It's unclear what Kennedy's medical condition is, but after he spent almost two hours in the emergency room a decision was made to transfer him to Mass General Hospital in Boston.

Kennedy, 76, was placed on a stretcher and wheeled out to the MedFlight helicopter around 10:15 a.m. where it took off from Barnstable Municipal Airport.

The Kennedy family is preparing to host the annual Best Buddies Challenge event in Hyannisport this afternoon, which is a fund-raiser for the organization. Best Buddies was founded by Anthony Kennedy Shriver and helps people with intellectual disabilities.

Hundreds are expected to participate in the event, which kicked off this morning with a 100-mile bicycle ride from the Kennedy Library in Boston to Hyannisport.

A concert at the Kennedy compound is scheduled for tonight.

Kennedy has represented Massachusetts in the United States Senate for forty-three years.

He was elected in 1962 to finish the final two years of the Senate term of his brother, Senator John F. Kennedy, who was elected president in 1960.

Since then, Kennedy has been re-elected to seven full terms, and is now the second most senior member of the Senate.

http://www.capecodonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080517/NEWS11/80517001”

“Maybe he's high on the rocks if the msm is spending this much coverage or maybe all the preachers are just on vacation.”

“Kennedy went on a bender. How is that news?”

“What bacpac said.”

“Violin has some weird "leader".
Fat, Drunk, and many years older than McCain.”

“Brain twomore?”

“Biopsy shows Massachusetts senator's weekend seizures caused by malignant glioma in left parietal lobe of brain.”

“Yeah. Don't you guys feel proud of yourselves?”

“huh?”

“That's too bad for him. I've cared for a few people who had cancer in the brain and it's not pretty but it is relatively quick. I don't wish that on anyone.”

“I remember that people were pretty caring toward you when you had your stroke, Stovey. Can't you even get a little above your petty politics and show a little compassion? You're really useless piece of #&%!$.”