Why eat meat?

“Why eat meat?


Because vegetarian chili taste like #&%!$.”

“Filet Mignon!”

“Tango scores!!!!!!!”

“Chili why do you perceive this discussion about scoring? I don't understand. Becoming a vegetarian is not like a competition, but some of you folks really like to make it out to be some kind of one upsmanship or something. Why is that?”

“mountainmaster,,,,,welcome to chili's sense of humor.....


I am not a vegetarian, I will never be. I eat very little red meat, a lot of chicken, a good deal of fish, and yes, a truck load of vegetables.

It is not one up....I mean no more by my comment than by defending my beliefs in religion or politics.

To each his own, the more you know me, the more you will understand that.”

“I think I would be a veg. except for cheeseburgers, filet mignon and chicken.”

“yep tango,,,and chili!


Can you imagine a chili cheese coney,,vegan style?”

“How could I be so remiss!?”

“It's okay,,I forgive you.....


even though you do put sugar in your grits....



;-)”

“and Cinnamon!!”

“I think I am going to wretch now....



j/k.”

“Can you imagine how boring history would be if the USA was founded by vegitarians?

Would it had been as colorful if instead of "killed a bar", Daniel Boone had "picked a ramp?"

Would James Bowie be as famous if he had killed Maj. Norris Wright in the famous sandbar fight near Natchez, Mississippi with a paring knife instead of a bowie knife?

Would a mountainman have been able to survive the harsh western winters if instead of wearing buckskin clothing he had been outfitted in a suit of lettuce leaves?”

“LOL @ hyway!!!”

“Good one, Hyway. Here are a few vegetarians who made the world a little more lively.


Aaron, Henry

Bardot, Bridgette
Beck, Jeff
Bowie, David
Buddah
Bush, Kate

Chimnoy, Shri
Collins, Phil

DaVinci, Leonardo
Darwin, Charles
Davies, Ray
Day, Doris
Diogenes
Donovan

Einsten, Albert (E=mTofu2)
Elvira
Emerson, Ralph
Gabriel, Peter
Gandhi, Mohandas
Garrett, Peter
Glass, Philip

Hardin, Valerie
Harrison, George
Harrelson, Woody

Jackson, Micheal
Jesus
Jobs, Steve (Apple Anyone?)

Kellog, John

Laumann, Silken
Lesh, Phil
Lewis, Carl
Love, Mike

Madonna
Mahler, Gustav
Martin, Steve
Mathew
McCartney, Paul

Newton, Isaac (Apple Anyone?)
Nurmi, Paavo

Phoenix, River
Plato
Plotinus
Plutarch

Robbins, Anthony
Rousseau, Jean

Schweitzer, Albert
Scott, Dave
Shakespeare, William (To bean, or not to Bean?)
Shatner, William (Bean me up Scotty!)
Shaw, Geroge
Shelley, Percy
Sinclair, Upton
Socrates
Sting (Oooh, look at the Fields of Barley!)
Sweetie, This
Swedenborg, Emanuel
Thoreau, Henry
Tolstoy, Leo
Twiggy

Voltaire, Francois

Wagner, Richard
Wells, Herbert”

“i tried going on an all vegetarian diet once. it didnt go so well. damn things are harder to catch and kill than cows.

ba-dump-ping!”

“Jesus caught fish--what did he do with them?”

“I have no problem with vegetarians. Heck, eat what you want, doesn't make any difference to me. Just allow me to eat what I want.

I could post a list of meat eaters, but I don't think Matt would appreciate me posting the contents of Phone Books, USA.”

“According to Dennis Rodman,,,Madonna did not limit herself to cucumbers.”