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January 20, 2003 - Wireless Flash
New Action Figures Smell Like Poop

MANHATTAN BEACH, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- It's a stinky idea but a toy company is set to release a line of dolls that smell like poop, body odor, rotten fish, and sour cheese.
The so-called Stink Blasters from Morrison Entertainment Group are three-inch-tall action figures with names like Dog Breath Danny, Tony Anchovy, and Silent Gasser.

According to spokeswoman Barbara Lewis, they even have a toy S.U.V. (Stink Utility Vehicle) for traveling.

But one figure parents may want to keep their kids from buying is Skunk Punk, a punk rocker that leads a band called the Screaming Dingleberries. Lewis says that toy is by far the smelliest.”

“Screaming Dingleberries!??!? LMAO!!! Toooooooo funny!”

“We will/have hit a new low....”

“I'm waiting for the line of Trail Talk dolls; Armpit Artex and Unfresh Aero!”

“i smell something fishy”

“Can i get the one that smells like dog poop to send to Micah????


j/k”

“Oh that's Fishy Fritz!”

“There should be a little Violin doll with a turd in his backpack!”

“By christmas, they should have the accessories package available, complete with a "mix and add" bag of ingredients to go with the easily installed extruder device.”

“Odorous Opie?”

“aromous aero”

“I always wanted my own bobble-head doll but now my goals have changed.”

“wouldn't Artex be Farty Arty?

;)”

“If there is any TT action figures made, give me a case of the Crazy Mike Backpacks.....:-)”

“"There should be a little Violin doll with a turd in his backpack!"
aero
10:05:22 AM
01/31/03

And a festering left foot.”

“Let's mail the foot to him and disguise it as a lobstergram”

“This one is pretty smelly too: Half mile long feco-glacier discovered.”

“However, I want to know what that Caribou ate to make the mound so freakin' big...”

“Some treasure!”

“probably fried clams...

LOL that's what I used to say Klimber - "I ain't hiking in winter, this is the time to ski, snowshoe, skate and go sledding!"

I don't downhill though, so a few winters with little snow got me out on the trails in my bare boots. I love packing in to bunkhouses, but the tent-in-winter thing is dropping further and further down my "to do" list, lol.”

“"I want to know what that Caribou ate"


ALPO”

“whoops, posted that to the wrong thread...lol”

“I thought so, Twig, until you said something about 'dropping'”

“I think I need a nap...”

“finally, we've arrived as a species.

hey, know what really smells like poop? the fruits off of Ginkgo (sp??) trees. for the longest time, i thought people didn't know how to pick up after their dogs on this one street...but then i figured out it was the fruits.”

“EVERETT, Wash. -- You may think traffic stinks where you are, but it could be worse.

You could have been on Interstate-5 in Washington state Tuesday, when 2,000-pounds of treated human waste spilled.

The Washington State Patrol says it happened when a truck driver had to brake suddenly about 25 miles north of Seattle. The trailer had only a cloth top and much of the waste sloshed out. It spilled over the cab and onto the southbound lanes.

Not only did it stink, but it took about five hours to vacuum it up. Traffic was rerouted.

http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/6212312/detail.html”

“I passed an accident on I 40 involving an overturned porta john tank truck a couple of years ago. I can remember the smell, unfortunately.”

“I bet you were really pooped when you got home!”

“I was on my way to the Smokies. Stinky hikers smell better than that truck did.”

“ewww.”