More Phriday Phun

“It's been a while since we all took an on-line test like a herd (pack?) of lemmings.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I bring you the GAY-O-METER.”

“Oh yeah...

I'm 33% gay. I guess I need to get involved in a few street fights.”

“Hmmm... 26% gay.

Preaky phun!”

“30%”

“You need a test to find out how happy you are?

I'm too busy to take it.
I'm too bored to take it.
I'm afraid to take it.”

“16%”

“That test is stupid. You guys are a lot gayer than me.”

“16%

8)”

“46%, baby! beat you guys. that's the same thing i got on the other Gay Test...totally different questions, too.

was anyone else slightly terrified when the arrow kept going to 100% (when the results were being calculated)? LOL!!”

“this test is soo GAY


not that there is anything wrong with that.”

“Lyra... SEND VIDEOS

:)”

“I know what you mean about that arrow lyra. I didn't post anything because I wanted the fear to be universally felt.”

“I can't get it to stop loading. I guess I'll just sit here singing show tunes and wait!”

“well, i'm not gay in practice, Phaedrus! i'll send you a video of me changing my oil, how's that. LOL!”

“d'oh! should've used the invisible ink, Violin...”

“I had to finish listening to my k.d. lang and George Michael compilation CD before getting to the survey. 23% for me.”

“13% for me. Guess I should stop getting my hair cut at regular intervals or something..lol”

“A vid of Lyra changing her'oil'.

Hmmmmmmm. Sounds interesting.

Send me a copy too.”

“Do you get the oil all over yourself, Lyra? Really covered with it and dirrrty?

I want one too then...”

“Lyra doing a lube job?

$19.95”

“Lyra, ?!?”

“PERVS. :-)

here's another one, besides the Spark one. slightly long. and it just guesses "Straight" or "Gay" at the end, but says "we are 41.44% confident with our answer" (for me)...so you can use that as the "how gay" part.

Gay Test #2 ”

“wow, and i mean PERVS! there were 3 more replies since i last looked, LOL!”

“ehwww, are you wearing overalls with a wrench in your pocket? send me the video too? please???!”

“overalls with a tank top on underneath them...please...”

“No, no tank top. I don't need no stinkin test!”

“messages... coming in... too fast.....

Hey everybody, look what lyra started! lol!!!

20% !!! Ooo-Ooo-Ooo.
But I have to admit I was stumped on the "Do good drivers make good lovers" question.”

“yikes...where's newgirl??

not because i'm gay. so you can drool over her for awhile.
:-D

but i do appreciate the drool. LOL! hey, i didn't get the the "Do good drivers make good lovers" question! weird.”

“Daisy dukes, not coveralls!
Ever do a calendar?”

“I took your test lyra. Seems your answers were a little ambiguous there too. They were 86.51% confident that I'm straight.

Any confessions you'd like to make? Hmmm?”

“40% gay....damn it...sleep with a guy a few times, and hang out in gay bars and it comes back to haunt you! Damn college...






lmao..JK!!!!”

“Maybe a good time to bring up that old "Women of TT" calender idea....”

“alright...alright. are you guys ready for this? are you SURE? you might want to take a few deep breaths...









i must confess that i have an extremely well-integrated personality. thank you. thank you very much.
;-)

wow, i'm extra-goofy today!”

“Violin is a 100% queer.

Only a homo would seek out fag surveys and ask his friends to take them. The dude is obviously looking for a date.”

“Afraid to take the test, bacpac?”

“No NO . . Denim overalls . .NOTHING underneath.”

“"Afraid to take the test, bacpac?"
Violin
12:40:34 PM
01/31/03

I don't click on any links that you post.”

“LoL I am just glad my boss didn't see me loading that up. 33% gay and proud of it! (I AM NOT GAY- not that there is anything wrong with being gay)”

“bacpac, you're back! you haven't posted in forever...but you found the GAY THREAD is irresistible. something to ponder.

just kidding!! :-) what's been going on in BacpacLand?”

“It's our own true BACPAC! Yay, seeing him almost makes me feel better about being compared to Pat of SNL fame on Lyra's stoopid quiz. But not quite. Asexual my luscious hetrosexual @ss! =)”

“Sassy, since you brought it up... whatja wearing?”

“I'm sick and tired on all the non-packpacking threads”

“laqtis - a brilliant idea, Women of TT calendar!!! I nature conservancy group from New England(?) did a nudie calendar (saw it on Sunday Morning). We could make millions!!!”

“I'm phrikkin' 33% gay. Does anyone want to buy two front row seats for Liza?”

“im 23 percent gay”

“I liked your test lyra! #44 was funny (Are you gay? T or F) and the picture of the guy at the end looked like Artex sans hog!”

“16% and I drive too fast.”

“dang, you people are lightweights. except for Sassafras! what'd you get, Sass?

i thought it was funny too, Aero! what'd you put for that one??
;-)”

“O Well... anybody want a feather boa? Slightly used?”

“I can admit that I have feelings for bacpac.”