More Phriday Phun

“bacpac = loser”

“I'm 50% gay. I'm apparently open-minded between the sheets and just as balanced out on the street. Whatever that's supposed to mean. Hilarious test Violin.”

“I knew you were Bi newgirl! :)”

“Newgirl, you leave yourself open to such obvious comments after that last post that I am extremely impressed and will refrain.
Buddha Bear, you can take over from here.”

“Yeah, that can be my new name, binewgirl. I don't the part about me being "balanced out on the street." What the . . .”

“...or newbigirl!

I had a girlfriend about 12 years ago who had a huge curiosity about whether she was bisexual! I swear it wasn't me who drove her to it either. But she was always "wondering".”

“50%! dang, girl! :-)”

“She probably changes her own oil, too!”

“Dunadan, the comment was what the gay-o-meter said about me. I didn't come up w/ it on my own. And I'm not bi and I'm not "wondering" about it.

Now, what the hell does "balanced on the street" mean?”

“You rarely fall down when walking?”

“I guess Bit! LOL!

I know Lyra. I have no clue which question tipped the scale! LOL! Bizarro.”

“Balanced is good, newgirl!”

“If you're on Elimidate it is. LOL! Lyra, have you ever watched that show? I'd like to kill the retards I see on there.”

“The Buddha in me is just itchin' to make a lude remark....still....re...strain......ing......”

“Newgirl, I think being from rural Montana tipped the scale. Girls here aren't usually too girly if you know what I mean. How many women have driven a 4 wheel drive pickup in the mud, shot guns, drank whiskey and can clean an elk? (All on a Saturday night)”

“And neuter a ram with their teeth!”

“LOL! Good point Aero! Nothin' like a night of drivin', shootin', huntin', and most importantly drinkin'. I've drank w/ MT girls that will drink whiskey until they vomit and then drink more. Hard core is what we is!”

“It's good I didn't grow up in Montana, the women are more manly than I am...”

“Neuter a ram w/ their teeth. What the heck is wrong w/ you man?”

“MONTANA: Where men are men and so are half the women!”

“Elimidate!! i'd totally forgotten about that show. how i've survived without it is a mystery.
;-) i totally know what you mean...i don't know how in the WORLD they find such idiots to be on there.

"And neuter a ram with their teeth", LMAO!! where the F have you been anyway, Dunadan?”

“ok am I the only one wondering WHY violin was taking this test in the first place?”

“Maybe a steer, but not a ram...”

“because we've taken every other test or quiz on the internet, maple.”

“It's really vile. What is in a mind like that of Dunadan's?

Elimidate is the king of retarded shows that I am compelled to watch over and over. I am continuely astounded by the dumb chicks they find to be on there. Last night, one of the girls was asked to talk about her best qualities. She completely spaced the question and told the guy they could do it if he picked her. I was like, "No way. Did she just prostitute herself on T.V. and in front of the other retarded Elimidate chicks? Is she drunk and I didn't notice?"”

“I used to watch that. It's amazing what people will do just to win, it seems.

This another one of those shows wife won't watch, and if she catches me watching it, gives me dirty looks until I change the channel.”

“her parents must be SO proud...

oohhh, have you seen "Meet My Parents" (something like that) lately? it's pretty good...i saw it a couple times last week. the girls are all nice to each other, unlike on Elimidate, where they would probably decapitate each other if given half a chance.”

“Do y'all ever watch Blind Date? Another good one. People do wild stuff on that show too.”

“"Decapidate"??”

“Sasss . ..Lyra's test came up asexual for me too!

Let's get together, compare body parts and see what fits where??

Date????!!!!!




Ps: You don't have to tell birch.




oh . . .and it ain't true! I am so in love with moen I could be a lesbian!!


As for Violin's test I also got in the 30% range as have others.

It said something like "don't be so straight; women like guys with softer edges"


SOOOORRRRRRRYYYYY! 30% is as close I get . . .



Now I gotta go and arrange me some flowers.







The other test was a”

“I have watched that "Meet the Parents" or whatever show. It's pretty intense too, but at least they don't say nasty things to ea. other or try to do nasty things to the boy so he'll be overcome w/ "love" and choose them.”

“We're rapidly heading towards reality shows that used to be science fiction like in the "Running Man".”

“aero's thinking Roman Empire Reality TV now...”

“Hmmmmm, not a bad idea; Christians, lions, boffo, bit!”

“Decapidate! LOL @ Aero.”

“Imagine what the girls would do on that show to not get dumped...”

“"Here we have seven, lovely death row inmates competing for a date and a commuted sentence with...."”

“LMAO!! at everyone. all you lunatics have a good weekend, m'kay.”

“Who care if they're beyyatches. Just so long as they're hanging out everywhere. That's what those shows are all about!!”

“I've never seen any of these shows. I'm not sad, even one bit.”

“Phaed, it's poor man's porn...”

“Goodness!! Not sure I should share my answers on TT, of all places! But, I'm feeling a little crazy today, so here goes...

* According to Violin's test, I am 60% gay. It says I scored "right in the middle" and am a "well adjusted lesbian babe"

* Lyra's test is 84.21% confident that I am Bisexual. "You look to cheat nature by lighting the candle at both ends. You like it coming and going. You swing both ways. And lots of other euphamisms, too. "

LMAO

OK, I don't live in Montana... What's my excuse? (BTW, I would LOVE to live in Montana!!)”

“Anyone else hear the theme to "Jeopardy" playing?”

“Oh love be handsome and love be kind
Gay as a jewel when first it is new
But love grows old and waxes cold
And fades away like the morning dew


The fifth verse of "The Water Is Wide"
(traditional)”

“Twas once in the saddle I used to go dashing,
Twas once in the saddle I used to go gay;
Twas first down to the dram house and then down to Maisy's,
I'se shot in the breast and I'm dying today.


The fifth verse of "The Streets Of Loredo"
(as sung by Harry Jackson)

What is it about the fifth verse... ?”

“The sun shines bright on my old Kentucky home
'Tis summer, the folks there are gay
The corn top's ripe and the meadow's in bloom
While the birds make music all the day”

“Tarabull is 60% gay and no one is going to jump all over her? I'm only 50% gay, people. (BTW, Tarabull, you are welcome to move to MT. Apparently, the women here would love to have you. LOL!)”

“I'm just twidling my thumbs here waiting for someone else to show up, LOL”

“Interesting turn of phrase there, By the Way, LOL. Who is supposed to be jumping all over whom, we wonders?? <VBG>”

“looks like you people need to invite lost little pixie to take the test”