More Phriday Phun

“Too bad The Dialectizer didn't have an Eastern Pseudo-Intellectual dialect.
The funny thing is, vIoLiN's posts would be the same either way.”

“I'm not joking!

Compare this post with this here post run through the Dialectizer.”

“that's really tempting, but i managed to refrain. i am one of those people who just has to touch something if someone tells me it's hot, though! LOL!”

“It's hot! It's really really hot!”

“
YOU EAT PEOPLE!!!


what's YOUR deepest secret?
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“
Well, u-- um, can we come up and have a look?


What Monty Python Character are you?
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“My deepest secret: Apparently I ran over a child and left him to die.”

“
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who!


What Monty Python Character are you?
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“
You are the Marquis Da Sade. Even stripped of
exaggerations, Your real life was as dramatic
and as tragic as a cautionary tale. Born to an
ancient and noble house, you were married
(against your wishes) to a middle-class heiress
for money, caused scandals with prostitutes and
with your sister-in-law, thus enraging your
mother-in-law, who had you imprisoned under a
lettre de cachet for 14 years until the
Revolution freed you. Amphibian, protean,
charming, you became a Revolutionary,
miraculously escaping the guillotine during the
Terror, only to be arrested later for
publishing your erotic novels. You spent your
final 12 years in the insane asylum at
Charenton, where you caused another scandal by
directing plays using inmates and professional
actors. You died there in 1814, virtually in
the arms of your teenage mistress.
You are a revolutionary deviant. I applaud you.


Which Imfamous criminal are you?
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“
YOU BEAT OLD LADIES FOR PILLS!!!


what's YOUR deepest secret?
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“I eat people...”

“
Kurt Cobain...though talented in your own right,
extremely talented, you have issues and it
ain't pretty. Hell, I'd blow my head off too
if I found out I slept with Courtney Love.


What famous lead metal singer are you?
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“Frankly, I think the deepest secret quiz is disturbing.”

“
A massive brute, you prefer your mates brought to
you, have simple tastes and like a good scrap
with giant reptiles. You don't get on well
with technology so stay well out of the way of
civilisation.


What Primate Are You?
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“
YOU ARE MARRIED TO A WoODCHUCK!!!


what's YOUR deepest secret?
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“
OZZY OSBORNE! Once considered a god of
metal..mysterious and black...now viewed
publicly as British white trash with money...if
I were you, stop after your first kid. The
next two will be little leach bastards.


”

“ummm does that mean treebeard is a Tree woody chuck?.


too funny.”

“You are Elizabeth Bathory. (The bloodcountess) Legend tells us that you, this very rich, beautiful and high born woman tortured and murdered some 650 young women and bathed in their warm blood to keep yourself beautiful. In some stories, it is said you have drank thier blood as well. You were a sexual sadist on a grand scale. Ah vanity is your downfall. For shame!”

“
Gladiator


Which Movie are you?
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“
You are Vlad the Impaler. The man behind the legend
of Dracula. You hanged your victims, stretched
them on the rack, burned them at the stake,
boiled them alive, but mostly impaled them.
Most of your killings were politically targeted
but sometimes you killed just because you were
bored. Your "reign of terror" lasted
from 1456 to 1462. Estimated numbers of victims
vary between 30,000 and more than 100,000.
Evil Evil man. Fie on you!


Which Imfamous criminal are you?
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“Damn, newgie. I thought turning out to be De Sade was bad.”

“Oh yeah, Bit. Funny thing . . . that's pretty much right on. LOL!”

“
YOU SAW YOUR PARENTS HAVING SEX!!!


what's YOUR deepest secret?
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“
you are saruman from lord of the rings.


And What Movie Villain are You?
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“
You are espresso. Subtle, complex, with a rich
crema and just the right amount of bitterness.


What Kind of Coffee Are You?
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“
You love wide open spaces to journey across and
meet new people. You are a cheeky chappy who
uses your wit and intelligence to get you out
of tight spots. Your cheekiness includes
thinking very highly of yourself!


What Primate Are You?
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“
You're Black Belt Jones!


What Blaxploitation Film Are You?
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“OK, people. Get busy!”

“here's a REALLY stupid one...

What's your stoner name?

i'm Drippy Dimebag.”

“The Real Slim Stoner.”

“
My liege!”

“Ah piggsie! - YOU BEAT OLD LADIES FOR PILLS!!! - you ever seen Monkey Lyra?”

“
You are Elizabeth Bathory. (The bloodcountess)
Legend tells us that you, this very rich,
beautiful and high born woman tortured and
murdered some 650 young women and bathed in
their warm blood to keep yourself beautiful.
In some stories, it is said you have drank thier
blood as well. You were a sexual sadist on a
grand scale.
Ah vanity is your downfall. For shame!


Which Imfamous criminal are you?
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“You are Gumby!


Which SNL Character Are You?
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“is that a movie, ynami? if so, i ain't seen it! have you?”

“
YOU EAT PEOPLE!!!


what's YOUR deepest secret?
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“Mad NickelBag”

“
You're ADDICTED TO ONLINE TESTS!

It's digusting how many tests you take. You
probably post the results in your blog, too,
don't you.
You also use too many exclamation points, and
probably leave the first two letters out of the
word "you".

You should be shot. But then again, you'd probably
just write a long angry post in your blog right
below this result, wouldn't you?


Why Should You Be Shot?
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“Dude, my name is Heshmaster Hookah. Can I cop a burro?”

“It's a series, I shall try and track down a DVD or some other crap from the show when I go back to UK Lyra....”

“Erratic Supplier”

“
Mean lil fellow, arn't you?


What Monty Python Character are you?
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“
You're Dolemite!


What Blaxploitation Film Are You?
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“scooooore! the more monkey paraphernalia, the better.
:-D
that's very nice of you, ynami!”

“I am learning more about you people then I really need to.

scary group you all are

:)”

“
You're Dolemite!


What Blaxploitation Film Are You?
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Spank it!”

“
YOU SAW YOUR PARENTS HAVING SEX!!!


what's YOUR deepest secret?
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Stoner name: Crazy Space Cadet”

“Sometimes I think these quizzes reveal more about ourselves than should really be known...”

“Bit, what is worse?

what we know about each other?
or
what we know about each other and STILL go out on the trails with them?”