More Phriday Phun

“well I'm not letting you near any puppies Bit.”

“That works great when you have plenty of women, but what if you don't? Repopulating a planet one kid at a time is slow....”

“Got it, Chili! Now, that is wild!”

“3 o'clock?”

“It must be a really obscure term then, if Violin has never heard of it...”

“No sailors on the board, I take it? lol....”

“Sew on another pair of testicles?”

“i'm glad someone else asked, 'cause i was scared to.”

“ET = Extra Testicle?”

“naw, you've gotta have women to repopulate, and lots of 'em the way things go now. Men aren't the limiting factor...”

“U nlimited

F emale

O rgans

????”

“It's not gross, SG, just strange...I wish I knew the medical term for it.

Anyway, in sailor's parlance, a "three o'clock" is a set of female external genitalia that are rotated 90 degrees from the standard orientation. I don't know if they actually exist, or are just the stuff of legend, but there you have it.”

“You are some warped puppies. An entire litter, actually.”

“Legend or not Bit I, think the search must continue!”

“God should have put womens breasts on their back.”

“If you could borrow a Chrono Sinclastic Infundibulum from the
Trafalmadorans you inpregnate several women at the same time.

Ref: Slaughter House Five
by Kurt Vonnegut.”

“Boy, guys really think up weird #&%!$ when they're in the slammer...”

“Is that something I should save for my computer at home, Nigal?”

“No, it's cool. Killing kittens is FUN!”

“Get your fortune


Here was mine:

A pair of shoes you buy in February will have far-reaching, butterfly effects on your life that we can't possibly go into right here. And you're going to have the best birthday EVER. Watch out for the girl with the potty mouth... she's trouble.”

“So Bit is going to hike alot, get sloshed on his birthday and
Mapleleaf is gonna get him in trouble.

Sounds about right to me.”

“WHAT! i got the same fortune. what a rip-off.”

“Maybe we're really the same person, lyra?”

“What a revolting thought!”

“HA, HA”

“I refuse to call bitpusher "his adoreableness"”

“Dang, I got that same one too!

I am not a troll!”

“Awwwww, HPM, I know you're just dying to say it!”

“Due to a warp in the fabric of the universe, breaking a mirror will bring you GOOD luck.

You will have a total meltdown over an unfortunately-placed zit, then find out later that no one even noticed. And you will have an in-person celebrity sighting and handle it like a total pro. Try the cucumber salad, serious. And keep an eye on where that ketchup is dripping.”

“Who are Mannie and Ellie?

I got the shoes one too.”

“How do you make a tissue dance? LOL!!

Stovie--you gonna try that cucumber salad? ;)”

“Put a boogie in it!”

“I don't like cucumber burps. ;-)”

“I make my cucumbers cover their mouth when they burp.”

“What's worse than cucumber burps are radish burps!”

“Here's one:

Navigate your way around Venice in a vaporetto. So far, my high score is a little over 5,000....”

“OK, so with a little practice, I got up over 53,000. Then some guy came into my office to talk about work, of all things, so my game ended. Dang!”

“radishes and cucumbers mmmmmmmm”

“Is that an English thing, Y2?”

“It's the only things they eat that don't go "squish", StoveStomper...”

“no, I just like them - shut your cake hole bit ;op”

“Oh, and I got some crap about someone respecting my music taste or something...like.”

“lol...”

“LOL
I saw a few minutes of 'Johnny English' this week, so I consider myself knowledgeable about 'The English' now. ;-)”

“it pretty well sums us up”

“I watched my new copy "Zulu" last night.

But of course those guys were Welsh.”

“apart from the officers ;op”

“7 out of 11

I didn't know about the left-handed thing in Iran. Apparently, the use the hand for wiping themselves in the toilet. Ok, I will skip the joke I have in mind...”