Backpacking thread for Artex

“What color bandana do you wear while hiking?

I must reach 100 posts to impress Artex, so please feel free to comment.”

“I have three coolmax bandanas, red, green, and purple.”

“OFF TOPIC!!!

OFF TOPIC!!!

OFF TOPIC!!!”

“LMAO! Okay, I'll contribute. I usually where green or red. Sometimes blue.”

“All blue cotton with the pattern. Bought five of them for cheap. Work great as a sweatband, dust mask, sun shield for the back of your head/neck/ears with a baseball cap, and washcloth. One of the most versatile clothing items I carry.”

“AAre you with the Bloods or the Crips, Artex?”

“keep 'em comin' or I will never be legitimate in Artex's eyes”

“LOL! Neither! I'm a member of the TT Northeast Clan Bears!”

“Jello Fog - why do you care what I think? I'm nothing great!

Heck, I can't even zip a damn zipper, for cryin' out loud.”

“When I read the first post, I could have sworn that Jello was asking Artex what color banana he wears while hiking!

Then I thought that everyone else was reading it wrong especially when Violin was hollering "Off Topic!".”

“hey that is a link to a pic of my spongbob bandana”

“exactly



Jello Fog's threads remind me of some of the threads that Geobeet used to start. What color is your tent? What do you use to push spiderwebs out of the way?”

“lol I remeber them...”

“Good one Lyndy! I wondered what Violin was screaming.

I have a purple one and a kinda medium blue one. I'm just starting to add to build my collection.”

“Of course there was Spock's 'Decorating a tent' thread.”

“Jello Fog's threads remind me of some of the threads that Geobeet used to start. What color is your tent? What do you use to push spiderwebs out of the way?"
LyndyS
12:15:21 PM
01/31/03

Eggzackitly Lyndy, Jimmy C is nothing but a copycat troll! And everybody lines up trying to answer the questions he poses seriously, and he laughs himself into a fit because he's jerking their chains.

Baaaaaa!”

“I wondered why Violin was yelling at me...”

“Ahhhh Twig..are you ok?”

“Because he is my age and almost as blind?

Or because he just wanted to yell at Jello Fog and Twigeater.

Or because his left foot hurts.”

“my bandanas have pictures of FOOD on them...”

“Well I could use a nap (or a beer) but otherwise I'm fine crazygurl, thanks for asking. Why?

I'm not on the wrong thread again am I, LOL!”

“Huh???????

Artex is important to me, I look up to him for all his wisdom.”

“I wasn't yelling at twigeater. I'm just sick of all the non-backpacking threads on this board - that's alll.”

“NO NO NO...was saying cause Violin yelled at you! You are right where you as suppose to be..no worries.”

“me too Violin”

“squirrel!”

“The backpacking threads are good when you can't get to sleep some nights. Just pull up a good discussion of the relative merits of white gas vs. iso/pro or titanium vs. aluminum and I'm out like a light! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!”

“I wear a light brown bandana”

“For some reason TT isn't recognizing my <sarcasm font>.”

“I still need 69 more”

“TMI, man. TMI.”

“Hey..do dog bandanas count too. Duffy has a blue one too!”

“Well shiver me timbers.

Loincloth - nubuck leather.
Bandana - Black”

“timber or twig Bear”

“Got one that is Zebra stripped. I like the topo map ones too.”

“Cool I've never seen the map ones.”

“Oh I also have a Baxter map one, and a red AT one with bootprints on it.”

“Geo
"Huh???????

Artex is important to me, I look up to him for all his wisdom."
Jello Fog
12:28:47 PM
01/31/03

Really Jimmy, er Jello? I thought you Texicans didn't never look up to nobody nohow never atall. What's goin on, low self esteem day?”

“I wear no bandana, I go bareneck.

Yeah baby, yeah.”

“Yeah, I wear a baseball cap myself, but I didn't want to make them feel bad.

Bandanas used to be worn around the neck by cowboy types, but guys have started wearing them on their heads like babushkas. It's a Gen-X thing. I wouldn't understand. I'm not in the loop.”

“Heck, Jimmy C, that is Jello Fog, er, uh, Jimmy C wears a kilt!”

“I wear mine on my head to head soak up the sweat. Plus, my hat fits better when I have it on.

Not to mention the wonderful effect it has on my hairstyle...”

“Just trying to get you up to 100 Jimmy,/s> er .. Jello!”

“Ooops,

There we go!”

“Almost halfway there now. If we double the output of tripe we'll make it!”

“
Oops, that should have been, "to help soak up the sweat". I'm agitated today, my idiot QA person has been bothering me all week.”

“I always consider the other persons feelings first......it's the way Texans are.......not that we really believe it though :>)”

“I know, Jimmy me boy, I know. Y'all are just swell.”