Guinea's need a home.

“I've 3 happy guineas that need a home. Summa you's prolly might be thankin' guinea pigs, which would be incorrect. These'r guinea fowl, African chickens actually. Mr Brown is a chocolate (naturally), Hester is a Royal purple gal, and Maude is a coral blue girlie (still young).

Preferably, somebody around central Cali, with some acres. Any takers?”

“I'll take em!

I'll send you a styrofoam cooler and dry ice to ship em, if you want!”

“I'll keep 'em in my oven”

“Nekkid. You could think about taking them to the town of Fair Oaks. there are lots of wild chickens/roosters running around there.”

“Hmmm rosey, I'll look and see where that's at, ya been there, would it make a great home fore'm?”

“for a minute there I thought this thread was created by my freeloading Italian cousins.”

“tell 'em to go home, to >>>>>> New Guinea”

“move to fair oaks and you'll never have to buy chiken again”

“Yeah, Wolf. Thought this thread originated somewhere here in Bensonhurst”

“LMAO@WB!”

“Do these critters lay colorful eggs NA? Not that I can take them off your hands since I'm on the right coast and you're on the left coast, but just wondering.”

“Na, small golfball-sized white aigs. Hard as a rock tho. LOL summa yous'!

Before the summer, I'd never heard the word "guinea-wap". Neib "the Italian stallion" was at another neib's yard and I was tellin'the second neib something about guineas, and he looked goofy-eyed at me for a moment. Then I learnt....hehehe.”

“are they nekkid guinies? they're pretty much good for eatin bugs out of the yard and thats about it. why are you getting rid of them NA?
geo, banties lay the colored eggs(there's prolly others too). my sister has a bunch and lemme tellya , those egggs taste GOOOOOOD!”

“They sound delicious...send them my way and I'll take care of them”

“I have two of of my own.

I named them 'Johnny Gabagoul' and 'Bobby Gorgonzola'”

“De got papers?

If not, you could say they were W.O.P's...hyuk, hyuk......(with out papers)”

“quit getting pets you cannot take care of!!!!!!!!!!!”