poppinfreshes new stupid questions threa d

“In answer to the turtle question:
Actually, it usually means he's dinner...”

“Time flys like the wind, but fruit flies like bananas”

“If this thread is for new stupid questions does it rule out old stupid questions? Who will be the old stupid question monitor?

p.s. We already know the spelling monitor.”

“I told you man, Feather Falls above Lake Oroville.”

“any more Cal gonna answer my question?”

“You never said thankyou.”

“oh yea thank you rosy and phaedrus but any other cal tters?”

“How many overnighters are you planning to do?”

“Alot I have to learn backpacking and test the stuff I have learned out. Training dude training!”

“how do you catch a unique rabbit?
unique up on it,
how do you catch a tame rabbit?
tame way, unique up on it.



how do crazy people go through the forest?
they take the psycho path.


why don't blind people like to sky dive?
because it scares the dog.


what do you call skydiving lawyers?
skeet.”

“Goes from Auburn, CA to Squaw Valley with alot of options to hike other places. 100 miles long.”

“cool i've heard of it”

“any other good overnighters besides those?”

“question 2

I own a old REI pack is it possible to trade it in twards a new one?

if so how would i go about it?”

“anyone gonna answer?”

“Sell it on Ebay.
Take the $, add some, buy new.”

“why the braille menus at drive up ATMs?”

“anyone ever find ut about the monkey?”

“or out?”

“How come so many substances are only known to cause Cancer in the state of California???”

“I own a old REI pack is it possible to trade it in twards a new one?

if so how would i go about it?"
poppinfresh
07:14:01 PM
01/31/03

Place the backpack in your car, drive your car to a seedy section of town, take gasoline can, drench car, light on fire, take cab home, report car stolen to police, when car is found, file claim with insurance company, include pack as lost, collect reimbursement check, buy new pack.

Jeez, do I have to spell it out for you people?”

“BB is turning out to be the defense lawyers dream.”

“Hmm....I could use a new car...”

“Hmm....I could use a new car...”

“If a woman is alone in the forest, and she speaks, and there is no man around to hear her, is she still wrong? This question has bugged me for a long time.”

“Watch it BUD. You wanna get hurt?”

“It was an honest question :D”

“No one can answer my question???? Nobody?”

“The trees and animals hear her!

8)”

“But is she still wrong?”

“No I guess not!

8)”

“She is wrong.
Only one half of her is right, the other half is not right.

As she is not completly right, she must be wrong.”

“Crazy Mike knows the answer!”

“In quantum physics that would be collapsing the wave function (The many worlds theory)..in her reality, she would be right, in your reality you would be wrong....it's physics dude!”

“Does that have anything to do with time warping?”

“you're a brave man country 8)”