this is soooo baaaaaaaad!

“A local club is having a big shindig Saturday night... a Disco Costume Party!!

(I know. Puke twice.)

But here's the angle: The Disco Divas might $#!+ a brick, but... See, I got these reading glasses a while back, and I have this Experimental Beard at the moment... and I have this hat that belonged to my grandfather...

Put it all together and you get THIS Guy:

http://www.hindustantimes.com/wfsf/2003/Jan/13/12_38/images/medium136874.jpg

I even have the hospital bracelet from my recent stay...


Do you think a skull mask from my box of Halloween junk would be a little over-the-top?”

“Aw fudge.

THIS Guy:

”

“Halloween, hell. I'M FLAT SCARED!”

“Halloween in February! Ain't that a beeeyotch! I can fake a falsetto, too.... where's that Lyrics Page?!?! I better start memorizing....”

“Stayin' alive, stayin' alive....”

“you're gonna throw another lung out man!”

“Maurice... the recently dead one.”

“I was just watching Family Guy on my PC and this is what I see on TT!

MY GOD!

8|”

“Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother,
you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',
and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.”

“lmao tilt, i though it was berry...oopsie


God bless maurice and tilt's good lung....”

“Hell, I can do a falsetto with one lung tied behind my back, LOLOL”

“lmao!


loose the scull mask though....might be in bad taste...”

“dewd, it's a Disco Costume Party... bad taste will be de riguer...”

“It can Only go DOWNhill... LOL

I wish I still had my DISCO SUX t-shirt.”

“omg tilt , no way. my first day of shcool i wore a t-shirt i had made that said disco sucks....i made it about 4 minutes through 1st period and i was on ma way to se MR STENNATE....not a good way to start out jr high.....talk about downhill from there...my mom was so pizzed...she had no idea i had had the shirt made, lol”

“You remember that song Alice Cooper wrote about Disco... "They're Gonna Dance Themselves To Death!"?? LOL


well looky here...


DANCE YOURSELF TO DEATH

My liberated parents
They are goin' out tonight
They read the hippest magazines
They've loosened their uptights
Dad's wearin' real tight Levis
And some Gucci Tennis shoes
He's got a T-shirt custom made for him
Saying "Give me pot not booze"

I get a kiss good-bye
I get all numb and high
From all the smoke left on their breath
I smile and wish them well
Then I pray like hell
They go and dance themselves to death

Mom's hair's all green and dirty
She wears a high tech Devo Suit
She changed her name to Xerox
She hides Quaaludes in her boots
Oh, me, I'm all real embarrassed
When I hear the things they do
They kinda compromise my social position
And my cool-ativity is suffering too!

I get a kiss good-bye
I get all numb and high
From all the smoke left on their breath
I smile and wish them well
Then I pray like hell
They go and dance themselves to death

Ahh dance, real hard

I get a kiss good-bye
I get all numb and high
From all the smoke left on their breath
I smile and wish them well
Then I pray like hell
They go and dance themselves to death

Come on momma
Come on daddy
Come on skinny
Come on fatty
Shake it Martha
Shake it Larry
Shake it Mr. Coronary
You gotta dance dance
Come on and dance dance
Dance til you're outta breath


Alice Cooper
"Flush the Fashion" (1980)”