CONVERSABLE PLANTS

“i have no friends so i was thinking about getting a plant. what kind of plant listens the best? i want a plant interested in hiking and quatum physics that's loves long walks on the beach and rain. and please...NO CATI



any ideas?”

“I've heard that Venus Flytrappers are pretty good listners..at least they catch what you say..

And you cannot trust those Wsndering Jews..they just don't know when to stop traveling..

But, for a really good time, you should try the tiger lilys...their just wild in the woods...

See ya!!!

Tex”

“try a fern their very understanding”

“a ficus will like ya”

“[taking notes]”

“Shouldn't you have posted this under a troll name, strat?”

“Spider Plants are pretty hard to kill too...iffin you're not the conscientious type and remember to water 'em..”

“try a breadfruit”

“phaeddy, i don't have any troll names cept for dwedtarts and everybody figured that one out already. now plaese quit skirting the issue and tell me what kind of plant do you reccomend for brilliant conversations?”

“The obvious ANSWER is

















IM - PLANTS!!!

lmbo!!

Tex”

“[eyeroll]


lovesya texy!”

“Venus fly traps are cool! Since you live in a relatively warm area, they should have a better chance of survival, sir stratdewd!”

“well i'm not going to make it sleep outside. geesh i'm no barbarian”

“Awwwww, Strat, Ya know I just COULDN"T resist an opening like that....c'mon now, Doooooo-ood”

“How 'bout a catus? It won't let you get too close, so if it dies you won't grieve too much because you won't be too attached to it!”

“get to close to a cactus and you most definatly will be attached to it :P”

“...#&%!$ willow...







:D”

“I like the IM-plants idea! You could drive down to New Orleans and make some extra cash on the weekends.”

“...pu$$ywillow...







...durn censor, anyhoo...”

“Yeah, like we'd have No Idea what that was supposed to be... LOL”

“never woulda figured it out FG, thanks for clearing that up....”

“wonder if you can shave a pu$$iewillow?”