Ditsy Quotes

“The New york Post's Liz Smith quotes Jane Fonda, addressing a gala for International woman's Health Coalition, as saying of her former husband. Ted Turner, that he long has been working "against worldwide Clitorectomies; Ted is a man who puts his money where his mouth is!"
Gasps were followed by a roar of embarrassed laughter.”

“He shouldn't bite off more than he can chew”

“Maple - You been taking your meds? ;)”

“...no comment...”

“<ring ring>
Hello, kettle? This is the pot. You're black!”

“You HAD to go there, dincha???”

“LOL,”

“*stiffles a giggle*...fg, bit..i love you guys!..lol”

“gee tell the truth on how you really feel”

“Quoting 'Hanoi Jane' who did publicity photgraphs for a country the US was at war with. Who betrayed US prisoners of war to the enemy causing the death of some of them by torture and beating.

Won't see me quoting her.”

“OMG it was a fricken joke people!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“Really, lighten up, Man..”

“"That's a very nice breast...i mean dress..."
(or something like that)
--Joe Millionaire

what an idiot!! LOL.”

“now you see thats funny!!


Ha ha ha lyra!!

ps, who got the boot?”

“the boot? you mean the boob? LOL! it was Melissa. man, that show was extra-funny last night! Tarpy does a wicked impersonation of him.”

“was she the lady who was into S&M ?
or the brown curly hair one
or the one with long brown hair who said something about having a dream about him?

(can you tell i watch it?)”

“...and he's JUST NOW getting a guilty conscience about portraying a rich guy on the show and deceiving the women? Sheeeesh!”

“Caught a bit the other day on CNN -- Britney Spears leaving the Sundance Festival early, commenting "These movies are weird. You have to think while you watch them."

Too tough for Ms. Spears, apparently.”

“My daughter downloaded something from her, and it ws pretty funny. But not clean and not for the very young ears...”

“the brown curly hair one, Maple!”

“"A day without sunshine is like... night."

-- Anon.”

“Tilt, your so romantic!!

:)~”

“Lyra, I saw that part of Joe Millionaire last night and immediately thought of you!

It's the breast!”

“Food is the musical fruit.......:>)”

“Crackers are salty”

“Artex, that is SO sweet.
:-D”

“"I don't think about things I don't think about." One of my favorites that was utterd by William J. Bryan at the Scopes Monkey Trials.”

“My love must be a kind of blind love
I can't see anyone but you

Are the stars out tonight?
I don't know if it's cloudy or bright
I only have light amplification technology for you, dear....”

“Paraquot keeps your lungs refreshingly insect-free!

-- Anon.”

“"No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God."

--President Bush”

“or how about...

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff,"

Mariah Carey
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“You've got a lovely pair of W-2's.

Please, baby, let me withhold you.

Nice assets.

You make my pants file for an extension.

In my office, I.R.S. stands for I'm Really Sexy.

Let's fill out a 1040 - you're a 10 and I'm 40.

If I help you screw Uncle Sam, can I be next?

Technically, having sex with me is like a charitable gift.

You're entitled to a $5,000 tax break on your municipal bond income... now let's do it.”

“LOL kleetn they belong in the Pick up lines thread.

LOL”

“kleetn --

is that bushism a real quote??-”

“Kleetn --

It was Bush senior while on the campaign trail in 1992.

And it WASN'T a "bushism" or slipup . . .it was real and intended.

This is according to the Aethist group that was headed by Madelyn O'hare . . .who, even for aethists, tended to foam at the mouth a bit.

Anyways . .. here is a link:

bush vs aethists”

“The ozone layer or cheese in a spray can. Dont make me choose.”

“LONDON, England (Reuters) -- A comment last year by Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld on the hunt for Iraq's weapons of mass destruction was awarded the "Foot in Mouth" prize Monday by Britain's Plain English Campaign.

Rumsfeld, renowned for his uncompromising tough talking, received the prize for the most baffling comment by a public figure.

"Reports that say something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know," Rumsfeld told a news briefing.

"We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns -- the ones we don't know we don't know."

John Lister, spokesman for the campaign, which strives to have public information delivered in clear, straightforward English, said: "We think we know what he means. But we don't know if we really know."”

“"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002”