Saddam Passes Gas...

“Saddam goes to his doctor with a very embarrassing ailment.

"Dr. Amir, I am so embarrassed to tell you my problem, but I really need help. I am constantly passing gas and I can't seem to stop it."

He goes on to say, "The good news is that they are silent, and they have no odor."

Dr. Amir asks, "How frequent do you think this is?"

Well," He says, "you wouldn't know it, but I have passed gas no less than twenty times just since I have been in your office."

Dr. Amir prescribes Saddam some pills and says, "Take one of these three times a day for seven days, then come back and see me. Don't come back until the end of the seven days."

Saddam agrees and one week later he returns, very upset. "I don't know what was in those pills, but things are MUCH worse now. I am still passing just as much gas as before! They are still silent, but now they smell terrible! What have you to say for your self, Dr. Amir?"

"Calm down! Says Dr. Amir. "First things first! Now that we have cleared your sinuses, we can work on your hearing."”

“LMFAOOoOoo0o0ooooOooooOOO!”

“OMG- its too early for this......................................”

“i love the smell of a good fart joke in the morning....”

“what stinks”

“I bet they smell like deep fried falafel!”

“or camel crackers!”

“How did I know this thread would appear. Almost started it myself. It took someone like Father Goose to step up to the plate.”

“Too bad they don't smell like mustard gas.”

“Saddam couldn't pass gas..that's why he hire people to do the work for him...”

“LMFAO”

“More and more information coming out on Saddam Hussein. We now know that he has, like, 24 presidential palaces. Each one of these palaces of Saddam's has a dolphin pool and an amusement park. Well, if you didn't think this guy was creepy before — now he's starting to sound like Michael Jackson.”

“Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's the bad news —they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel."”

“Q: What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common?
A: Nothing, yet.”

“Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!”

“Q: How do you play Iraqi bingo?
A: B-52...F-14...B1”

“Q: Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats?
A: So they can see their Air Force.”

“I hear Taco Bell is planning on suing the Iraqi army which has been using their slogan "Make a Run for the Border".”