SADDAM's AREA 51

“Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein is COLLABORATING WITH SPACE ALIENS and is in an arms race with the Americans to REVERSE-ENGINEER a UFO.

On December 16, 1998, during Operation Desert Fox, the Allied air strike against Iraq, a video clip aired on CNN showed a UFO hovering over Baghdad, the capital of Iraq, and MOVING AWAY TO AVOID A STREAM of tracer anti-aircraft fire. [See: http://www.ufoinfo.com/roundup/v03/rnd03_51.html ]

At the time, it was thought to be JUST ANOTHER UFO SIGHTING, although captured on videotape. But now the time has come to DISCLOSE that there is more to this incident. Much more.

The U.S. is searching for ANY PUBLIC PRETEXT to invade Iraq, but its GREATEST FEAR is that Saddam will reverse-engineer the crashed alien spacecraft.

The craft crashed during the Gulf War (1990-1991). This will be IRAQ'S ROSWELL. It was a relatively small craft, of approximately 15 feet in diameter. It had three chairs, probably FOR CREW MEMBERS, but they were so small as if meant for children. To all appearances, space aliens were just about three feet tall. However, it SEEMS INCREDIBLE that there were no dead bodies at the crash site; what is more, nothing that might look like AN ENGINE WAS FOUND there as well. American missiles hit the engine immediately and destroyed it.

The U.S. is currently reverse-engineering the Roswell craft and fears Saddam's scientists will CATCH UP WITH OR EVEN GO BEYOND the U.S. in one or more areas. These areas of research include zero point, over-ratio or GRAVIMETRIC TECHNOLOGY, which would allow for a tremendous advance, allowing Iraq to become the DOMINANT SUPERPOWER ON EARTH.

Saddam has GIVEN THE ALIENS SANCTUARY, so they won't be captured by the Americans. Nobody will go near the citadel of Qalaat-e-Julundi at night. They say the aliens have created 'watchdogs' for Saddam. The aliens take SIMPLE DESERT SCORPIONS and use their bio-engineering to grow them to giant size. SCORPIONS AS LARGE AS COWS! They have implants to control them.

The scorpions are the PERFECT GUARDS. They blend in with the desert, MOVE SWIFTLY AND SILENTLY and zero right in on their WARM-BLOODED PREY. The luckless intruder hears a strange SKITTERING NOISE on the stones. Then a pincer crushes his neck, and another (pincer) his legs, and he is SLAMMED TO THE GROUND, and the barbed tail strikes six or seven times. Death comes QUICKLY.

But what do I know? I'm just a WARPED macro-quantum mechanic.”

“YES! Marvin's back!!!”

“HOLY SHI!

8)

Where have you been????”

“WoooHoooo, Marvin's back.

So, does this have anything to do with the Heaven's Gate cult? Was a space ship hiding behind Hale-Bopp? Could Heaven's Gate have some affiliation with Al Qaeda? Will tinfoil hats protect us from all this? An inquiring public wants to know.”

“What a way to make a splash MG. I am trying to find my tinfoil hat now.”

“Both Marvin and a slap my a$$ post. I'd venture to say its Raddy, Tarpy, bacpac or Ken.”

“who complained of losing their password and just now being able to get back in?”

“Whooooooo did??

I'm a Scorpio........... Mooooooohahhhaaha”

“

This will teach me to never start a gear thread here.
Back to trolling.
YOU'LL ALL BE SORRY!"
Violin

Guess you meant it. I'm sorry!”

“Wooo Hooo! Hey Marvin, welcome back!”

“Hey Nuisance Bear! I’m flattered, but no I’m not Marvin. Ever since taking a job that requires actual work I’ve hardly had time to read TT, and I rarely post. I do stop by and lurk now and then, so what a nice surprise it was to see you still thinking of me a year and a half after I left. Thank for the lift.”

“Hello,

I am offering $50,000 2003 US dollars for the below equipment:

1. The mind warper generation 4 Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a series wrist watch with z60 or better memory adapter. Or if in stock the AMD Dimensional Warp Generator module containing the GRC79 induction motor, two I80200 warp stabilizers, 256GB of SRAM, and two Analog Devices isolinear modules, This unit also has a menu driven GUI accessible on the front panel XID display. Or perhaps you have some reliable all in 1 units available?


2. The special 23200 or Acme 5X24 series time transducing capacitor with built in temporal displacement. I need this with complete jumper/auxiliary system


3. An age stopping finger ring if available.

VERY IMPORTANT: All equipment must be original in sealed closed casing of it's time. No old imitation electronic parts or materials are accepted. Please send photos of the above items so I can verify you have them available.

I will offer you $50,000 2003 US funds total for everything with the ring if you can teleport to me in the Boston area within the next 48 earth hours to conduct business in person.

Business in person is greatly preferred! If business cannot be conducted in person, I will send you a deposit only after proof you have them available, and then the remaining funds upon delivery of the time pieces.
Please also reply if you can recommend a reliable supplier in the Boston area.”

“holy CRAP, it's MARVIN Gardens!

my STING is WORSE than YOURS, lizs!!
;-)”

“Do you need any purple Kool Aid?”

“Saddam has Flying Saucers?? Let's bomb his ass NOW!”

“I'm glad that Marvin is ok, I was worried about him/her/it.

:)”

“Marvin is Guardin!”