Banned in Backpacker

“Thread title idea stolen from inspired by Geo.

I'm all for letting backpacker be backpacker, but why not celebrate the smutty envelope pushing humor that makes tbp so much fun (lets try to avoid tempting Matt to delete the file).”

“i knew when you said smutty, I will some how be involved


mapleleaf”

“Let's not, but say we did.”

“There was a very popular preacher, who had gained some fame and notoriety after appearing on some popular talk shows. After receiving an offer from a wealthy and prestigious congregation, he decided that he would not renew his contract with the congregation.

Because rumours had leaked out that he was leaving, he felt he needed to make a public anouncement to the congregation. There was a hush throughout the crowd when he made his anouncement. People were stunned to hear that the rumours were true... some felt betrayed, others were sad.


Jones, who owns several car dealerships, stands up and announces, "If the Reverend stays, I'll provide him with a new sedan
every year, and his lovely wife with a mini van, to transport
their children!"

The congregation sighs, and applauds.


Smith, the entrepreneur and investor stands and says, "If the
Priest stays, I'll donate enough to double his discretionary fund and his salary.

Brown, partner in a Stock Brokerage anounces. I am prepared to establish an investment trust to gaurantee fully paid
college education for his children!!"

Cries of "praise the lord" are mounting with each anouncement.

Old Granma Hall, aged 96, stands up with the aid of a walker and anounces, "If the good Reverend renews his contract, I will give him SEX!!"


There is a hush. The Preacher, blushing, asks, "Mrs. Hall, hatever possessed you to say that?"


Granny Hall, "When my husband came back from the Deacon's meeting and told me that you might be leaving, I asked him if there was anything we could do to make you feel more comfortable and more at home here in our church. And he said "Oh, Fu screw the darn Preacher!"”

“LOL @ ped!!!”

“gastroenterologist/proctologist claims that these are actual
comments
made by his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies:
1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone
before."
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"
5. "Could you write me a note for my wife saying that my head is
not, in fact, up there?"
6. "You know, in some states, we're now legally married."
7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do
the Hokey Pokey...."
9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

10."If your hand doesn't fit, you must aquit!"
11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"”

“Fart.”

“yes its me maple not treeman”

“I have not banned anyone from backpacker.com”

“You are a troll and I am drunk so don't fuc# with us over here at thebackpacker.com!

8|”

“bet they don't shave nipples over there...heh, heh”

“i've been banned from backpacker... i mean, oops”

“lol mike n simer...]


we should all troll over there and swamp the server,,,,,what could they do? lol”

“i believe that's what we called the forum war last summer - that's what got me banned, lol - that's also when they came and contacted Matt about it...”

“i believe that's what we called the forum war last summer - that's what got me banned, lol - that's also when they came and contacted Matt about it...”

“I heard you the first time simer you troll! How dare you guys call me a troll! I am not a troll, I am a moderator!”

“wow the fire that brews in us all. steve can i post your comments here on the other forum?”

“See, that's the nice thing about being a moderator there and not here. I can post what I want here, and I can delete your posts there!”

“Hypocrite”

“and to be called mr. rogers mor like dr. jykll and mr. hyde!!! steve ur my new hero”

“Thanks ruwalkin, I'm glad someone appreciates me. I think I'll post here more often since I can say what I want. Over on my board it is my job to keep the board clean and friendly--it is what Rodale pays me to do. But underneath all of the policies I am a backpacker who enjoys a little fun just like everyone else”

“yeah to bad ur not steve just someone using his "bp2go"”

“Imposter.”

“yup, I was deleted here to. :(”

“Threadless in Seattle!”

“lol geo”