I make emotion...

“"Are you Master of your Domain?"
"I am King of the County. You?"
"Lord of the Manor."

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
-George Burns

You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither.
-Steve Martin

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good.
-Drew Carey

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
-Woody Allen

If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-Rodney Dangerfield

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380 SL convertible.
-Lynn Lavner

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
-radagast”

“I think sex between two consenting people is a beautiful thing. Between five, it's fantastic.

- Woody Allen”

“what a bunch of pathetic pervs you are. it's sad really....that your lives have been reduced to this. meaningless bantor about your imaginary sex lives.











now if you'll excuse me i have mail.............somthin bout cristina and brittany being together...”

“~lol”

“Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

-- Woody Allen”

“> "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."

Robert De Niro


"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"

Dustin Hoffman”

“it's a medicinal fact that rum gets a man's heart started in the morning.....


Mr Green Jeans”