Operation TT Bachelor

“I'll bid $10.00 on Artex. You got to admire a man who can dance with a hooved animal. And smile about it.”

“Freedom, our goal was .50 cents for Artex.... bidding, over, Artex gone!

About time he pulled his weight!

WTF - Artex has a g/f, and I was hoping we could be blood brothers.

LMAO Tea, nice follow-up kid, your mentor is teaching you well grasshopper.”

“I could be deeply offended by the
blatant omission from this thread of myself but I realise that technically I am not a bachelor yet. I would throw my hat into the ring but I need it to cover up my thining hair. :P”

“Oh, Ice Tea, how YOUNG are you??? A man after my own heart, complete with tinfoil ring!!!

LMAO!!

And as to how Jerbear would propose to someone?? UNDER A BEAUTIFUL, ROMANTIC FULL MOON.

LOLOLOLOL!!!”

“lol bbinkley

how come i don't get to be a tt bachelor?”

“I knew there was a reason I hadn't posted a photo yet.”

“LMAO....Holy sh*t I think I just pissed myself reading this thread.”

“

(laughed so hard I farted)

Heck yeah ladies I'm eligible!!! Most men just see the trees in the forest, whereas I'm a man who sees all the endless paths between them. I'm a kind, loving, open, honest, free-spirited individual who is happy-go-lucky %90 of the time...the other %10 is when I'm alseep. I am a divorced mother of two teenage daughters. I enjoy quiet times at home on a cold winter night snuggled up to that someone special, or dancing with my lady to amplified walls of sound at rock concerst. I enjoy trying new things but like to share the things I have experienced with others. I am not into flings or relationships where my partner isnt willing to put some time and energy into it. My glass is neither half-full or half-empty...my glass is just too damn BIG!

I'm not cheap...so let the bidding start at a $1!”

“I am a divorced mother of two teenage daughters.

Uhhhmmm you're drving your price way down. In fact I'm short-selling you stock as we speak!”

“Buddur........ WTF!?!???? LOL!”

“Buddur = Boy George?”

“I am throwing in a bid of $2 for Pennsy Hiker. Come and get it boy-o!”

“LOLOLOL! Funny stuff, BB.

So, who are you spending V-Day with? Have you thought about that? lol”

“That would be you now wouldn't it be?

He had better bring lot's of sweets for the sweety........it's a long ride”

“So many guys, so little time. Let's see...

I would choose Rockman but when our teams were up against each other in Fantasy Hockey, he didn't let me dominate. He didn't let me be on top and he didn't let me cream his team. :o( I don't think he wants me. *pout, pout* *big boo boo lip* *sniff, sniff*”

“Interesting choise of terminiology.”

“Masked - Actually, yes. But, not just me... I was referring to was the fact that half of those Eligible Bachelors have chosen to spend VDay together:

Buddha Bear
Pennsy Hiker
Artex
Buddur
Ice Tea

Kinda creepy, eh?”

“hmmmmmmmmm... My potential V-day date is waaaaaaaaaaaaay outta town that day. Was thinking I could put a bid in here. But, they're all taken and hanging out with each other that day????????

Hmmmmmmmmmm...... MEN......... LOL!”

“Don't forget me I'll be right along side of them.

I at least have a wife to go home to. Perhaps we can put them all in the same tent Friday night and let them duke it out. I'm always into watching a good brawl over woman, they are the best/fiercest kind.”

“Remember it's not v-day, it's VD!



Maybe everyone should stay home? ;-}”

“Continuing the Question and answer portion of the pageant:

What was your most tender intimate moment.

Pennsy – In the back of a buggy with an Amish virgin.
CMB – The Glee club field trip.
Chili36 – Lap dance in the Quarter.
Artex – No fair, I am gay.
Buddha Bear – Lots of candles and a bottle of Merlot.
bacpac – Masturbating on Miss November.
Buddur – Alone in the woods with my dog.
Ice Tea – Huh? I don’t understand the question.
Jerbear – The twins.
bbinkley – Hot oil massage with an Asian whore.”

“bacpac, pop just came out of my nose!

lol!

"In the back of a buggy with an Amsih Virgin"

LMAO!

Hey Tara - looks like you get the pick of the litter on V-Day. Now I know what you want to attend this trip!”

“I ain't going down without a fight.

Feast your eyes, skeezers...


”

“that one must a been good it didn't last long at all”

“Damn, sensored again.”

“LMAO boys and girls”

“oh I get it your just not to smart are ya?”

“Yep”

“Okay (dot dot dot) If Artex really can't dance with hooved animals (comma) I want to bid on "Hodgeman"(comma) because (comma) he has such control of sentence structure (period) $10.00 US Dollars or 69.00 Canadian (dot dot dot)

”

“IHOP.... too cute but something is missing..get on the ball Artex.
(can you tell he has my vote)”

“I see how ya are budder. Couldnt stand some real competition eh? Fine. See if I share any with you.

:P”

“I'm gonna bid on Pennsy...$100.00 If we marry, aren't I entitled to all of his gear when he dies? ;-)”

“Hell, I'll marry him for his gear (backpacking gear)”

“" I cant understand it officer, he seemed so happy and then out of the blue he set his pack down and jumped."

-Tarabull on honeymooning with pennsy...”

“Hey bacpac, quit wishing that I'm gay. I'm not interested, you loser!

This thread is hilarious! :-)”

“Yes... he did manage to take the pack off first....”

“hey Artex what are you doing home? I thought you were in the Catskills. Don't tell me your zipper got caught down again!! and here your trying to sell us that your not gay

I don't know”

“Nope, we ALL decided to call it a night late last night. WarrenNYC had a water bottle break inside his bag and his gear was soaked. That and we all had enouch. Pennsy Hiker said the conditions were worse than the trip you guys two weeks ago. It was harsh, but a great time.”

“Oh yeah, I don't care if bacpac's fantasies about me persuade anyone. I have a girlfriend who knows the truth, and that's all that matters.”

“cool. that must have sucked for Warren can you elaborate on what happened; like what kind of bottle etc.”

“Not sure what bottle he had, but I'm writing a trip report now. Might I add that we still completed the whole route. We just opted not to stay the extra night.”

“Well I hope it wasnt his p bottle.. :{>”

“8^ (”

“I am throwing in a bid of $2 for Pennsy Hiker. Come and get it boy-o!

Wow, that's the best offer I've had in a long time! ;o)

Tarabull - can you say pre-nup? I'm taking it all with me!

btw - how the hell did bacpac find out about the Amish virgin?? Geez, some secrets just are sacred anymore.”

“Doesn't Pennsy Hiker have e$xpen$ive camera gear......... hmmmmmm?? Say, Tarabull, you take all his gear gear and let me grab the camera gear... and I might split that bid with ya. And I'll even let ya have him for the honeymoon night bonus!! ;-P LOL”

“you sure that wasnt a morman virgin pennsy?”

“I was JUST about to say....”

“1 or 2 dollars I say 5dollars!!!”