Operation TT Bachelor

“DOM - Gimme a break... I would wait til after the honeymoon... a dead husband sure makes for a boring honeymoon. ;-)

Pennsy, honey, you wouldn't really make me sign a pre-nup, would you?”

“BTW, lizs, if there is camera gear to be had... I'd want that too. Sorry, I'm just not willing to share my husband's gear. ;-)”

“I'm crying I'm laughing so hard!! I don't even know you guys but I am forming opinions!! ;-)”

“too funny!”

“Ok, I know my elevator sometimes never gets past the first floor, so what's the difference between a Mormon virgin and an Amish virgin?”

“The Amish Virgin is no longer a virgin when she can wear colors.”

“and the amish chick makes better pies......”

“Mormon virgins are cheaper by the dozen, like, they come in multiples.


I think I'll be quiet now.”

“MAN,
CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW not QUIET YOUR LIFE WOULD BE...I MEAN GEESH....I CAN'T IMAGINE 6 OR 8 BUFFALOBABES YELLING AT ME ALL AT ONCE....



oops, sorry for the caps....”

“Does anyone have some ages on these guys?”

“They're all 16-60 (except bacpac). Does it matter???”

“i Thought men only came in two ages... too young and havent grown up yet :P”

“They're Either Too Young or Too Old

You marched away and left this town
As empty as can be. I can't sit under the apple tree
With anyone else but me.
For there is no secret lover
That the draft board didn't discover.

They're either too young or too old
They're either too grey or too grassy green.
The pickings are poor and the crop is lean.
What's good is in the army.
What's left will never harm me.
I'm either their first breath of spring.
Or I'm their last little fling.
I must confess to one romance,
I'm sure you will allow.
He tries to serenade me,
But his voice is changing now.
I'm finding it easy to stay good as gold.
They're either too young or too old.

I'll never ever fail ya, when you are in Australia
And flying over Egypt, your heart will never by gypped.
And when you get to India, I'll still be what I've been to ya,
I've looked the field over, and lo and behold!
They're either too young or too old.


Recorded by Tommy Dorsey
Words by Frank Loesser and music by Arthur Schwartz.
Introduced by Bette Davis in the 1945 film "Thank Your Lucky Stars."

Her interpretation was in an amusing manner with many lyrics added to the original.
Nominated for an Academy Award in 1943.”

“It's been 14 years since I was 17, yet I havn't socially moved past that age.”

“My children are more mature than I am.

Thank God

BTW, I will be 47 next week.”

“This stuff is tooooo funny!!!!”

“oh...my...god.”

“come to think of it WHEN did this turn into a truth about men discussion? lets get back to the dating game.”

“After reading through this thread, I don't know. I wouldn't want to feel like a cheap piece of meat.

Pennsy just has no shame whatsoever. Aside from hiking with "Sleeps with Hogs" and not knowing what you should never do in a spring, he sells himself for a mere $2??? Yo, Pennsy, ya coulda at least got $2.49, maybe even $3.50.”

“well we could loan pennsy the money....”

“I am becoming so predictable. Every one of the answers was exactly like I would have given it.”

“Hey, the last time they tried this, I got an actual bid of NINE DOLLARS. Too bad she turned out to be a One Hit Wonder (I wouldn't want to say TROLL... LOLOL...)

Only Four More Shopping Days, Ladies... BOL! Have you established a line of credit?”

“i'd bid at least $10, Tilt. LOL! (if i weren't Tarpy-ized.) except, i also have a secret crush on bacpac.”

“Ok bacpac I bid for you. $10.00. ;) closer to my age..lol..do you have a face or are you like MJ working on it?”

“Gawd Clem, throw him over your shoulder and get him outa here!”

“ZOINKS!

This is like the freakin' Shakespeare First Folio at Sotheby's... we're in DOUBLE DIGITS, Guys!!”

“I musta missed the Entry Deadline...

As Maxwell Smart would say, "Missed it by T-H-A-T M-U-C-H !!”

“gosh can I do that with or without my lion cloth?”

“noooooooooooooooo comment!”

“Ahem, lion cloth? How many lions does it take to make a lion cloth?”

“let's ask ted nugent....”

“GAWD, Nugent. I saw him in concert about 25 years ago. He didn't sing, he didn't hardly play (there were three other lead guitarists)... he just ran around the stage in his caveman get-up for two hours. His guitar DID blow up during the encore...

Maybe he just had a sore throat that night.”

“Nugent... such a TURKEY

























Hunter! lol”

“yeah, He's from up Your Way, isn't he, Lizs??”

“He's from Detroit.”

“I don't think he's lived in/near Detroit in a long time.”

“ah yes... "the Motor City Madman"”

“Pft- the closest I've lived to Detroit is 2 hours north. Yet somrhow, when I traveled, when people from other states found out I was from Mi. they said "oh, you;re from Detroit!" Not!”

“Detroit is STILL closer to Ioway than Georgia, LOLLOL... it's kinda like having a buffer zone, <GRIN>”

“nugent didn't sing most of his hit songs. it ended up being what broke up his band..... his ego. i saw him a couple times. he was good at jumping off 15 foot speakers.”

“nugent did too sing most of his hit songs, who the heck are you trying to kid? even in the asbury jukes he sung tunes”

“Who cares about some old guy who can't sing!

I wanna know more about the bachelors!

o(=}”

“When will they do the swim suit competition!!????”

“I come back and ya'll are out of control again.

I want to hear about the talent part. What are the guys good at?”

“YES! swimsuits and talents!

=D”

“and please...don't be shy if your swimsuit is also your birthday suit...”

“This thread makes me glad I'm married, for many, many reasons...”

“I finally got a chance to read this thread....LMAO! I burst out a couple times, once when Buddur said he laughed so hard he farted. :P”