Operation TT Bachelor

“Granted, it's a tough road to ho.”

“Maybe the truth will be found here...
Amish.net

(Mennonites cook better than Amish, and the girls smile)”

“heck...there talent may be their swim suit!!!!

Do you think we will see this after Valentine's day?”

“I am speechless!

8)”

“good thread”

“I tried posting my swimsuit pic, but I was censored.”

“Oh, and thanks for your bid, Clem.”

“Your welcome bacpac...it will become a biding war after the swimsuit competition!!!!”

“OK, I'm wearing pants, but I'm sure the fantasy will not suffer for you ladies.

”

“Ted Nugent does still live w/in an hour drive of Detroit.

I'll pay $15 for any man who will and can do our laundry! I've got cash...no credit necessary.”

“Hey Sass - these kids will do your laundry for you, real cheap.

”

“I'm a guy and I do the laundry in our home. How DIRTY is your laundry?


By the way, my wife says I do her "whites" nice.:”

“Stumprider, I doubt your wife is going to give you up.

It's not really a matter of dirt, but the mass quantities of it.

Birch and I have a deal...he takes care of dog pooh and the bathroom, I do laundry and dust. The rest is divied up, fair and square, (sort of).”

“This is hilarious!

Swimsuit competition? ”

“Were do I sign up....
LOL.. I didn't think that would get thur the firewall at school...
:O”

“Blue Moon...
I saw you standing alone...”

“LMAO @ snownymph... Ladies that was jerbear for all you inquiring newbies.”

“Don't be so sure! She likely would if the "Price is Right!"










(ie.: I give up all claim to the little financial resources we have.)

lol”

“Will be rolling pennies all day!!!”

“What would happen if you got all of the single TTers together for a week in the wilderness? Could be a reality tv show in the making.”

“Unreality TV at its finest, LOL”

“Some marrieds have to go along to run the cameras though...lol...”

“maybe there talent is Posting here on TT.”

“Maple was on a hike with a whole bunch of single guys, including a crazed stalker, whizzer in springs, a hog rassler, a guy who can't walk on flat ground, a guy who can't walk on rocks, and another stalker and nothing happened, ... nothing at all. I tell ya treebeard, nothing happened, ... honest. Nothing at all (She only has rabbit ears for you).”

“but I can't bid until I see the others.....”

“taps fingers on desk

where's the swimsuit guys???

YOu better believe if this was a woman's thread there would have been swimsuits at the beginnning... lol”

“snownymph - i coulda gone my whole life w/out seeing that. lol”

“So who is going to be the lucky TT girl this year for this????


8)


Pick me Pick me!!!!”

“Awwww no one is bidding on Crazy mike?”

“how bout I start the bid at 50 for crazy?”

“Make it a dollar... :D”

“$2.10 :)”

“I put .50 on my self”

“The laddies should check out the romance thread and read what they guys think is romantic.”

“already checked that out... got sick when bakpac told his story..ugh...

Oh back to biding 2.25”

“Ugh I am going to start running out of change in my jar...ok sheesh I know this is going to cost me...$2.50!”

“Roll those pennies Free, you know nothing comes for free...lol
I bid...
3.00!!!!
ah ha”

“great now I have to mine the bottom of my purse...tell you what- I'll arm wrestle you for him!”

“She must be a hiker..rolls up her sleeve...”

“who has the pleasure of your bids ladies?”

“We want to give him some attention...no one has bidded on him yet.. we are here to save the day!!!”

“I wrangle horses in the summer- I WILL WIN. (shows her muscle)”

“Good for Mike, he is very romantic, you made a nice choice there girls.”

“I wrestle middle school students 9 months out of the year..
shows muscles...(in legs)
from chasing them...!!!!”

“Female Hiker in need of a partner.
"I'm 28 and single- recently moved to NJ. I am looking for a hiking partner to enhance my backpacking skill. Single and male would be a bonus!"
k9hiker
09:06:02 PM
02/24/03”

“If she's rich, maybe Artex won't have to move to Florida after all.”

“Well, I'm sure her pants have a zipper, so sex is out of the question.”

“That depends on zipper placement and type sex you desire....”

“Alright.... who's ahead in the bidding? Crazy Mike ?

Competition looks pretty stiff....”