Operation TT Bachelor

“Hello ladies. Are you blue becuase you have no date this upcoming valentines day? Are you looking for love in a pair of designer jeans and vasque boots? Do you need to just get away from it all in the arms of a big strong mountain man?

We are here for you! So light the candles baby, put on some Barry White, slip into something comfortable, and choose your Dream TT Bachelor Date from the list below.

1. Pennsy Hiker


This loveable Pennsylvanian like long walks on the trail, scooby snacks and nude jello wrestling. He is a world champion line-dancer and is very good with kids.

2. Crazy Mike Backpacks


Mike hails from Indiana, but will hike his way into your heart. He enjoys a nice BIG cigar, scotch, and most pork products. Let Mike be crazy for you babe, yeah.

3. Chili36


Like his name, Mr. Chili will warm you up inside. He likes going to theater, cooking, and was a alternate to the 1984 US Olympic synchronized swimming team.

4. Artex


This supergroovy lovemonster may have truoble with the zipper, but his mastery of bra-straps in unquestionable. He can show you some nice elevations on the trail, and his claim to fame is being slapped while fondling Vanna White during his 1994 Wheel of Fortune appearance.

5. Buddha Bear


If you are looking for somebody to cuddle with in front of the fire, try this bear. He's tall, dark (mentally) and handsome (in the dark), and loves reading poetry and whispering sweet nothings in your ear.

6. bacpac


If you are lookin' for love in all the wrong places, this is the man for you. bacpac is into deer hunting, making love in closets and musicals. He already has the "Sissy" license plate made up for his truck, what are you waiting for?

7. Buddur


Hey all you band groupie wannabe's, here is your chance! This young man knows how to use his fingers, around the banjo and otherwise. A dog lover, buddur knows his rocks, which is why the ladies come in flocks.

8. Ice Tea


How do you spell love? That's right, it's I-C-E T-E-A. This young studs hails from the land of Bruce, and all that is cool. Known to be a runner, he'll run circles around your little heart until you say "UNCLE!"

9. Jerbear


Do you like to watch? Yes, then you need to meet this rare breed of bear. He's the McGuyver of love ladies, and knows how to mesmerize with his "love dance". Hurry ladies, you don't want to pass on this endangered species.

10. bbinkley


Need a cabana boy that will pack in the massage oil, the micro-brew, and your noxema, this is the lad for you! Fresh out of prison, binks is looking to meet missus right, because all he had the past 3 years was Mr. Wrong. Come ladies, experience the binks!


Take your pick, fine women of TT, and explore what love on the trail should be.


This program is brought to you by the HeManWomanHaters Club, serving men since women became confused (200,000 B.C.)”

“Dang Buddha, did I get drunk and get married again or what?”

“LMAO,,have a good weekend BB.”

“r u single geo? Put your hat in the ring bro!”

“LMAO!!!!! Holy s--- that is toooooooooo funny!! :-)”

“Now let's see the wimin! (Oh, right honey, I'm marred. er MARRIED!”

“LMAO! Maybe i can get a citizens divorce and get my name included. Hey Chili! Cheer up. You are the only one not smiling. Well... You and probably bacpac.”

“I thought Artex was gay.”

“Buddha Bear should win a hat for this.”

“Thanks for giving me one more reason why I'm married, Bud.
That's some funny stuff.”

“LMAO!! Someone has a tad too much time on his hands.

btw - I do NOT line dance.”

“Buddha, this is so hilarious and completely adorable. Pretty creative. Best of luck to the men on the block.”

“You forgot measurements, Buddha.”

“Dun, did you have to go there?”

“Don't confuse "want" with "have", Phaedrus.”

“Hey wait a minute what about me

”

“you sir, are married.”

“hehe

wifes out of town for the weekend”

“Buddha just figured out a way to score a date for Valentines. Compared to the rest of us skeezers he is a sure bet to win.

How about a sympathy bid, newgirl. Just so it won't be so one sided.”

“Let's rename this to "Buddha's man-pimp thread."”

“Don't forget, there's a leathery, slack-titted gorgon looking for luv, boys.”

“Ok, you've lured this lurker out. This is hilarious. Just one question. What about their...er, gear?”

“Cynthia, you prolly don't want to go there. LOL!”

“We asked our verile bachelors a few questions about themselves. Here are the results:

1. What is your favorite band?
Pennsy - Dixie Chicks
CMB - Rage Against the Machine
Chili36 - That band that plays strip club music, whatever that is.
Artex - ABBA
Buddha Bear - Whatever ya wanna hear sugarbritches.
bacpac - Quiet Riot
Buddur - dude, phish!
Ice Tea - Enrique Iglasius
Jerbear - Bach
bbinkley - Menudo

2. Where would you take your TT date?
Pennsy - Campmor
CMB - Indina Hiking Club Special Trip!
Chili36 - My place.
Artex - IHOP, of course!
Buddha Bear - Question is, where is she takin' me?
bacpac - A nice quiet jazz concert.
buddur - The Zoo
Ice Tea - The Peach Pit.
Jerbear - back seat of my cherokee.
bbinkley - The Casino baby!

more challanges to come.............”

“I am no ultra-light backpacker. I got gear I can share.”

“LMAO!!!! oh my gosh this is too freaking funny!!!

newgirl- good point!! we'll reveal those details for the date.”

“YOu got the Casino part right Jay.”

“If a certain part of your body were a peice of gear, what would it be?

Pennsy - My xtra large bear container.
CMB - bacon bits
Chili36 - hiking pole.
Artex - Pur Hiker baby!
Buddha Bear - 0 dgree bag, long of course.
bacpac - telescoping candle lantern.
buddur - 2 liter stuff sack
Ice Tea - I don't get the question.
Jerbear - My massive hog!
binks - 10,000 cubic inch pack.”

“i think chilie would take his date to hooters....”

“this is too funny!!!

Great job BB.”

“when's the first poison ivy ceremony?”

“LMAO!!!”

“BB, this post is too funny. You just might get another "care package" from me. LOL”

“What about Geobeet? How come he's not on the list? He's rather cute.”

“Rockman is a bachelor! He's a big brute of a bachelor. Get him up there!”

“Noyce!

But I think you boyz better resign to a date with Ms. K-Y for V-Day :)”

“I went with the bachelors that I absolutely knew were people who wern't married, engaged or dating. Didn't mean to leave the geo's and rockstuds out (hehe, I don't need competition like that!?”

“This thread is hilarious. If I hadn't seen BB's name on the first post, I would have sworn I wrote it. BB, are you channeling me?”

“BB! This is off the wall, I almost gagged and swallowed my tongue, Fun-neeeeee!!!!!!!!


I anxiously await your Bachelorette thread!!!!”

“Are you nuts Buddha? I would NEVER take a date to Campmor!! Sheesh!

Can you imagine how much that would cost me???”

“Oh goodie! When do we get to ask the bachlors questions?”

“Ok if your not gunna let Pete play then I am!

5'7"
157lb
young
educated
and OHHHHHHhhh so cute

If I don't say so myself”

“What about me i'm single?”

“This thread is hilarious, although isn't it against the HeManWomanHater policy? (I love that name, lol - I think the women should start a SheRaManLover club, LOL)

Butt BuddhaBear - I believe Artex has Santa Fe (i.e. is dating) and I'm pretty sure Pennsy Hiker's favorite band is 4 Non-Blondes. =D”

“Yea, get geobeet, rockman, BIGFOOT and .... hmmmmmm... better get stikmon on there, too.

I am so anxious to read about them all!!!! LOL!!”

“boy, I wish I would've seen this thread a little earlier. So many tasty guys to choose from. Now I am married .Darn!!


LMAO”

“Can't wait to see the bidding wars break out! lol”

“I'M MALE AND SINGLE!”

“"If you found the women you loved and wanted to marry, how would you propose?"


Pennsy – At campmor in the boot department, far away from any tent spikes, so I don’t get gelious
CMB – On top of a mountain, only if she could make the 29,000 foot assent in the same day as I.
Chili36 – On the big screen at a sports game.
Artex - IHOP, of course!
Buddha Bear – Why the hell would I marry, then yah don’t get sex.
bacpac – I one of my favorite hiding places. Maybe a deep dark cave. Nope, that’s hitting to close to home.
buddur – I’ve tried, but buddur keeps Turing me down. I even have offered treats.
Jerbear – I would go to the black diamond ski slope and propose there in fresh 3ft snow. I hope I don’t drop the ring.
bbinkley – I already have a Russian chick on mail order.
Ice Tea – I would go on a medium hike, so neither of us are too tired for late night activities, and propose at a lakefront as the sun is setting, with a small fire burring. The seen would be very tranquil and relaxing, so relaxing that you can hear the wind blow through the trees, smell the fresh air of the pond, hear the crackle of the fire, and from the tent you could hear Beethoven’s moonlight sonata very soft. When the time is rite I would propose in the usual way on one knee and if accepted I would place my tinfoil ring on my lucky ladies ring finger.”

“Violin: In a chatt room, with a fake name.”