The dumbest people on a game show

“The all-time worst answers given to survey questions on "Family Feud:

Name something a blind person might use: A sword

Name a song with moon in the title: Blue Suede Moon

Name a bird with a long neck: Naomi Campbell

Name a famous brother and sister: Bonnie & Clyde

Name a dangerous race: The Arabs

Name an item of clothing worn by the 3 Musketeers: A horse

Name something that floats in the bath: Water

Name something you wear on the beach: A deckchair

Name a famous cowboy: Buck Rogers

A number you have to memorize: SEVEN

Something you do before you go to bed: Sleep

Something you put on walls: Roofs

Something in the garden that's green: The shed

Something that flies that doesn't have an engine: A bicycle with wings

Something you might be alergic to: Skiing

Someting a cat does: Goes to the toilet

Someting you do in the bathroom: Decorate

Name an animal you might see at the zoo: A dog

Something associated with the police: Pigs

A sign of the Zodiac: April

A famous Scotsman: Jock

Another famous Scotsman: Vinnie Jones

Something with a hole in it: A window

A non-living object with legs: A plant

A domestic animal: A leopard

A part of the body beginning with "N": Knee

A way of cooking fish: Cod

Something you open other than a door: Your bowels”

“A number you have to memorize: SEVEN

I actually like that one.

I saw Jay Leno once where he asked supposedly random people some simple questions about the government/world/etc. Things that you would know if you read a paper or watched the news once a month and he got the dumbest answers. I wondered if it took a long time to find those people or if it was easy.And, who would want to be on tv so bad that they would sign a release after they realized what they had said.”

“Definitely "Trivia Pursuit" material.”

“I think I AM allergic to skiing.”

“The Newlywed Game:
"The strangest place you've ever had sex?"
"In the ass."”

“Eeeek! Was that an actual resopnse?!”

“Yes, many years ago. I guess it was rumored for a long time. I remember a year or so ago the host (Dick Clark?) admitted that it did happen.”

“I saw it on one of the blooper shows.”