24

“I've never even heard of it.”

“quit reading so many books, dammit! (clever reference to other thread). this is a thinking mans (or womans) action-thriller, that would even appeal to you brainiacs.”

“Very good w/ the "clever ref. to the other thread." Anyway, now I know why I haven't heard of it. I don't watch action thriller stuff. I watch home decorating, Seinfeld reruns, and the occasional Anna Nicole or Wild On ? (the last two serve to insight deep rage and keep my ability to express anger in peak condition).”

“seinfeld reruns: hell yea! i finally saw "the contest" a few weeks ago. all the buildup kinda made it anti-climactic (i swear that wasnt a pun!)”

“"The Contest" is a good one. I loved last night's, the one where George finds out that his vehicle is being used for street walkers to get their freak on. He can't proof it though. It's hilarious.”

“"wild on"?”

“It's a show on E! Entertainment (for the brain dead) television. They have this teaser girl who goes traveling around to all the party hot spots in the world and gets drunk and wears barely anything and then "reports" on how great it was. I don't know. She does jello shots and flirts w/ random men for the camera. I hate it so much, but sometimes I get trapped into watching it if I'm flipping and run across it. I think it's because I hate the dumb girl so much. You know, like staring at a traffic accident. (Okay, that's enough. I've already posted this b!tch session before.)”

“ok, so maybe ninas not making a comeback like i thought, but i have a feeling sherry will not live to see the end of season 2”

“You're going to have to get another dicussion partner for this one, 2scoops. I don't know anything about 24.”

“yea, i know. if you got a few hours i can give you the plot synopsis.

the premise is, keifer sutherland plays federal agent jack bauer, working for the counter-terrorism unit of los angeles. the show takes place in real time, no jump-cuts, no flashbacks, no cheating. there are 24 one hour episodes in a season. lots of twists and turns. lots of sneaking around and defying orders to do the right thing. intrigue, intrigue, intrigue. hyper-realistic. except no one ever goes to the bathroom. smartest writing ive ever seen in an action series. great stuff”

“I like 24 but it has to much drama..Gee whiz!!!!”

“oh i know it drives me crazy, in a good way. its defineitely not a television program to unwind to.”

“OH MY GOD. THEY KILLED DAVID PALMER! YOU BASTARDS!”

“And the Lieutenant got shot by an Internal Affairs Captain on NYPD Blue too! Thank God Ortiz was still in the office and capped his butt.”

“and Buffy has slain her last vampire and shared her "slayer powers" with women slayers everywhere...and tonight is the season finale of Enterprise. Good stuff.”

“Hmmmm, I smell brains rotting.”

“I heard something about "American Idiot...Idol" wrapping up their show. Zzzzzz...”

“i always catch the tail end of a.i. as im waiting for 24 to come on.”

“Ahahahah!
eleventyskoops sayed "tale"!
BOL!”

“"barking out loud?"”

“Hmmmm, I smell brains rotting."
Indiana John
05:11:38 PM
05/21/03


Put your toupee back on!

j/k”

“2 more days”

“Untill your head falls off.


Ha Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


8)”

“STFUCMB!”

“It sounds like I hit a soft spot.

8)”

“Which head? :o)”

“both heads. i masturbate vigorously whenever keifer sutherland is on the screen”

“I do hope you meant Elisa Cuthbert!!!”

“yea thats what i meant..... my uh really hot girlfriend with large breasts posted that last one”

“So the truth is out!


8)”

“thats right. i have a large girlfriend with hot breasts”

“less than 24 to 24”

“ok....I take the bait.....24 what???”

“24 FOOL!”

“Divinity, 24 as in the T.V. series.”

“LOL....sorry ...I see now.......”

“where have you been, man? its the greatest show on the airwaves”

“sorry..... I don't watch tv.........”

“youre one of those moes that say that like its a badge of honor, arent you?”

“Nooo...I lost it in my divorce.......”

“hi my name is jack bauer and im a smack addict”

“first, they kill claudia, the best thing about the new season. man, was she HOT! then the fruitcake factor doubles with the babysitter crisis. lame-o! and for the grand finale, jack kisses nina! bleah!! bullsht! the only saving grace was the return of the queen of dirty tricks, sherry palmer.”

“just finished watching the last 9 episodes of "24" and im convinced the 3rd season is the best so far. very intense. chapelle and sherry dead, chase is now stumpy, palmer steps down, tony in jail. wow! what a ride! a big improvement over the 15 episodes leading up to the last 9”

“and how could i forget, jack shoots nina”

“Don't watch it...no time...wished I do because some friends say it's pretty good...and addictive too.”

“would somebody please shoot chloe?”

“?”

“would someone shoot crash bang....BANG”

“the turkish mom is a milf”

“I wouldn't call myself a fan, but it was entertaining enough to keep me off the internet for a few hours.”