Only in Memphis

“Pssssssst... I hear the Hooter's boxing team of waitresses will be on hand to get tips for their upcoming debut. (Hint: Don't grab at them in the restaurants, or they'll knock you off your block!)

lololol”

“I'ma gonna knock ... yore haid ... cllleeaaan off!”

“A shyster lawyer can't figure a way to make a buck with this? hell, go to the public FREE event, slip an' hurt y'sef and sue the promoter...hell, claim you were mindin' yer own biddness an got yer knee smashed with an iron pipe by harding...

Heck, sue the US Gummint fer not providing fer your protectshun under "Homeland Defense" and allege a Harding-Bin Laden conspiracy...lol, It would make as much sense as many other lawsuits we hear about every day, and you'd prolly win at that!.....”

“That would be the Hooters waitresses speaking, of course.”

“Just got my tickets online.”