Y2K all over again?

“I spent the night with her????”

“Just kidding Weezr.”

“It's true, too! They called them "Ash Babies"!

It was a proxy for what could be a terrorist or nuclear attack. The ash was dangerous to breathe because at that location the particle size was sorted down to the size that would jam in the alveoli sacs in the lungs. I think 60% of the particles were the criticle size. So they made us stay indoors for a week. Some people did seal their homes off with plastic. It was getting into people's carburators and scatching the pistons in their cars. What a mess!”

“Sounds like more than homes should have been sealed off with plastic!”

“it really takes ten months to grow a baby.”

“So, if Korea launched one of their missiles over to the West coast, hitting, say Seattle at 8:00am, given the prevailing winds, Montana would get hit with the fallout about 4-5:00pm.

Bottoms up!”

“Huh?”

“I hate how they all lie about that too, Sass. LOL!”

“I meant beers.”

“Has the American Duct Tape Council released a statement yet?”

“The "Huh?" was for Sassafras.

Ten months???

If ya let 'em stay in "there" for ten months they might not fit through the, the, the........ya know!”

“Yeah, ours was nine months. I can vouch for that!”

“I hope y'all know you're giving John Poindexter fits trying to figure all this out.”