Shower the People

“Found in the news: March 26, 1998

COLOMBO, Sri Lanka (Reuters) - A Sri Lankan charged with theft threw a plastic bag filled with human feces at policemen but it hit a fan and showered the entire court, court officials said Wednesday.

They said Subhasinghe Premasiri, who had been charged with stealing gas cookers and cylinders, took the bag out of his pocket and threw it at policemen when he was asked to step into the witness box Tuesday.

"The bag struck a fan, got entangled and the entire court was showered with excreta," said an official at the court in Modera town, just south of the capital Colombo.

The accused was remanded by the chief magistrate for insulting the dignity of the court, which had to be cleaned before proceedings could continue, the official said.

These people are full of crap!”

“wow now that is grosss...

I can't imagine being one of those in the courtroom.”

“Wow, too funny! I wonder how long it takes before someone in the US decides that this is a good idea to copy.”

“Mentally ill people throw $h!t.........apes too!”

“Knock it off, ya big ape!”

“I wonder how many of these people are worried about getting Hepatitis A?
you can get it from human waste.”

“I worked as a custodian at a school for kids with social/emotional problems. You don't know the meaning of "#&%!$-fit" until you've had to clean feces off the ceilings and walls.”

“I always thought the #&%!$ hitting the fan was a proverbial sort of thing...”

“Was he right- or left-handed?”

“Ceiling turds, oh boy!

Talk about slam-dunk!”

“Tilt, I'd guess he was a "rightie" . . . missed his target and screwed the public again.”

“<yikers>”

“In the U.S. the defendant would argue on appeal that he was merely exercising his constitutional right to comment on the nature of the charges brought against him.”

“i hope the judge got a mouthfull”

“The defense moves [it's bowels] for a recess”

“Eh 420, I wonder if it was "some gooood $h!t"!”

“"Your honor, here's what I think of the prosecution's case against me." KWABOBBIDABOBBIDABOBBIDA, ... SPLAT, SPLAT, SPLAT, "Ewww, I even got some on me!"”

“I object to this line of questioning.”

“#&%!$ down You are out of order...”

“Judge: "Bailiff!"
"Whack his pee-pee!"”

“I wish someone would do that to Judge Judy!”

“That's from an old Cheech and Chong record.”

“What? Whack her pee-pee?”

“Amen to that Aero.”

“Hey, that would make a cool "reality TV" show.

Do the $h!t-hits-the-fan thing to people on camera!
Kinda like the GatorAde on the coach.
Or a Candy Gram.

They could use chilimac instead of $h!t though.”

“I bet FOX is all over that idea, Tom!”

“Treebeard, where do you work that you have time to search out these tidbits of information? Are they hiring?”

“LMAO!! I work at a law firm”

“There's enough sh it going on around here to hit the biggest fan in town...”

“EVERYONE, DUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK”

“I plead inthanity.”

“"There's enough sh it going on around here to hit the biggest fan in town..."
treebeard
11:20:59 AM
02/13/03

The idea of New York being innundated with crap on a day of high terror alert is frightening.”

“Nice red 'x' huh?

Try cut&paste:

http://www.king.igs.net/~rogersk/PHOTOS/#&%!$fanr.gif”

“Tilt,
That's it....."I plead insanity, yer honor"


Judge: "Insanity?"

"That's right, I'm just crazy aabout that young stuff!"”

“I'm innocent, I tell you. The rest of you are full of crap!”

“Did we ever deny it??


BAILIFF...”

“What was that character's name?


...from Cheech and Chong”

“Sgt. Stedenko??”

“No, not Officer Nick Stedenko



The one I'm thinkin' of was the defendant in the, "Bailiff, whack his pee pee..." skit.”

“I don't remember, TT. Guess it's been a while since I listened to that...”

“LOL! Violin, the filter is blocking out the name of that gif!”

“I found it!!!.

Skit”

“Very cool VERY COOL!!!!!

8)”

“lol! good one tree!”

“Too funny. Thanks I needed a good chuckle.”