Survivors Amazones

“How many blonds does it take to start a campfire?


Can't be done!


I turned it off after that.”

“They're still going to win. The women will focus on their string bikinis and the guys will turn into drooling fools before it's over!”

“They didn't have hairspray?”

“didn't relize this show started already. I've been enjoying the other knock offs, like:

That Military one, used to be on USA Network or something like that.

The Adventure racing one where they work there way up to climb Mount Everest. It's on my Outdoor channel (Comcast Cable)

You can tel I watch all the time, I don't even know the shows names, but they're real good, none the less. I would still like to see a show where they have to go out there and really have to take care of business and vote off per ability, not "Real World" bullshyt.”

“I really like the men vs. women concept. I'm rooting for the women since most the guys in the male tribe are a bunch of tools.

Heidi is HOT!”

“They need one like from SNL years ago: "Battle of the Sexes and Races!" I think OJ hosted that one. It was hillareous.”

“It was pretty comical when the guys talked big about their non-existant fishing skills. What a load! And when they talked about who they wanted to boink while at tribal council.

Not that the women were looking all that hot, not being able to start a fire, and getting all catty. The poor deaf girl. She's gonna have a tough time. They're not gonna give her much of a fair shot.”

“What the heck was wrong with those dudes not being able to walk along that log?! I've never seen anything so simultaneously hilarious and pathetic!!”

“Why did they axe that punk instead of Dan? Is it just because Dan is muscle bound? Neither of them did squat but it seemed like Dan was the worst at the "walk across the log" thing. I loved it that the boys lost but the girls looked pretty pathetic, too.”

“Not to mention how utterly stupid they were by getting so overconfident. Did they ever stop to think that Mark Burnett wouldn't have set up the game this way if he didn't know that the women would have at least an equal chance to win as the guys? Duh!”

“The men vs. women concept seems like an interesting twist and Weezr and myself had fun bantering back and forth.

I'm putting my money on the anacondas.”

“Anacondas? Is that the name of the guys' team? What is the name of the women's team, the Caves?”

“The men sucked! OMFG how could they have so much trouble in that course? And at least the gals got fish.... HAHAHA! THEY WON HAHAHA!”

“I was surprised that the men seemed to be working better together than the women (except for crossing that log). The guys talking about the women at tribal counsel was friggin hilarious. Artex is right - what a bunch of tools. Cant wait fer next week.”

“The dudes bombed the embedded figures puzzle. That was surprising to me. I figured they'd be better at something like that than the women. Perhaps I'm more sexist than I thought...

I would never underestimate the overall potential of the girls, tho.

Eight of me would have a tough go against eight Friendly Rangers.”

“I feel this is going to be the most entertaining episode yet! What a buncha morons, on both teams.

If I were on the womens' team I'd just lose it. WTF? Do they come into a 39 day physical and mental "survival" play act with NO preparation at all?”

“i would have begged to get voted off at the first sighting of that huge spider-shaped dog. good lord!!

and who else thinks Heidi is Penny's (from the last season) clone?”

“Ha! Like the producers are going to cast people who could actually survive!”

“Ze woman no doubt long for ze Saucy Frenchmen to be in ze tribe with zem. Haw haw haw!”

“If the women can get thier act together at camp, they should prevail. The women will keep it together while the men's team cohesion is going to split because of their ego's. I'm glad to see that punk, Ryan, gone. Hopefully his steroid brained pal Dan will be next.

I like the deaf girl.”

“i like that dude Rob! i think that's his name....the funny one. Ryan was very cute, yet a total moron.”

“The deaf girl has a lot of guts to go into that kind of competition knowing she could be at a big disadvantage.”

“I thought Rob was the one badmouthing the women's chances. Not to mention his man-boobs. Oops, mentioned 'em....”

“LOL! you're funny, Marty! i know what you mean about the balance-beam thing...i was laughing so hard, my sides hurt. i don't really remember Rob's
man-boobs, though...perchance i'm blocking them out. he's the one who said, "well, i'm glad HE'S honest...because i'm going to lie, cheat, and steal in order to win." my kinda man!!
;-)”

“Tell me, guys, would it hurt as much as I suspect it would to traverse a log like that?

And if the girls are going to waste all their time killing every spider they see they aren't ever going to get shelter built!”

“Oh just great, Marty! I've never seen the show and now the first thing I'll notice is Man Boobs!”

“pepperDog, the answer is a high-pitched YES!”

“That's him, Lyra!

Aw, c'mon, aero, you woulda noticed the man-boobs anyway....


Later, folks, off to do some winter camping - supposed to get dumped on Sat. night, so wish me luck....”

“Look for muscleman to rapidly decline, physically. Unless he brought a month's supply of energy juice. It's been my experience in the construction industry that those guys are pretty well spent at the end of the day w/o adequate nourishment.”

“Also look for him do rapidly decline mentally. Oops - I guess he doesn't have far to go.....”

“Man boobs? LOL!

His name is Robert Palsen! His name is Robert Palsen!”

“How long can the muscleman go without his steroids?”

“What? No action on this thread in a month?!

Last night, when Alex brought Shawna out of her stupor just by showing up, the two of them realized they were both (sort of) from the Bay Area. Alex noted that he went to HS in Alameda, which is where I live. So I went to look at his bio, then at Shawna's bio, and, while it notes that she recently moved to SoCal, her home town is listed as Redwood City. But, get this, it also says, "She currently works for an outdoor retail company..." Hmmmm, there's an REI in Redwood City....”

“STALKER!”

“A man's got to have some hobby...”

“Actually, given her connection to outdoor gear/clothing, I was wondering if maybe she actually posts here! Hey, maybe Shawna is the real Jello Fog!!”

“that Heidi sure knows how to use her assets!!”

“I loved Deena's facial expressions when Shawna "came back to life" around Alex!”

“i hate Heidi.

you'd think ol' Shawna would be less of a freakin' baby if she Worked At An Outdoor Store, huh?
;-)”

“Lyra, I don't like Heidi either, but don't like that whinny girl either. The one that cried almost evertime on the other show.

I still can't belive they voted of the tuff chick the last time.

The so called "pretty" girls really starting to tick me off. They have some nerve.”

“What about Deffo', she's a pain in the ass... "I was so happy when they accepted me for who I am"... shut up #&%!$! it's a game, you lose you stupid cock sucking whore! DAMN IT!”

“you're such a racist!”

“It's called Survivor, not Special Ed.

Gop talk to Darwin if you don't like it...

Hey you can say "cock sucking whore" and it doesn't bleep it out... sweet!”

“so it doesn't bleep out your #&%!$, but I can't say #&%!$! what the heII?”

“cock sucking whore #&%!$ bag #&%!$ twat cunt hair dick ass fag #&%!$!

YAY!”

“So you can't say S H I T, F U C K, or B I T C H!

Sorry Matt.. didn't mean to offend anyone.. just testing the waters.”

“I think you've done us a great service Tarpie. Nice to know what the accepted mores are!”

“again with the survivor crap? oy vey.”