Why Do I Put Up With Y'all

“Do I like the abuse? Is that wrong?”

“boo hoo”

“GROW UP”

“how high?”

“Higher then your IQ”

“You're a masochist, JF!”

“I can't grow that high.......my head is in the clouds now LOL”

“you love it really”

“I do”

“What is the point of this thred?”

“what's the point of any thread ----response”

““My brother thinks he is a chicken... but we don’t bother him because we really need the eggs.”

-- Groucho Marx”

“I love omlets”

“Don't egg him on...”

“I have a high egg q”

“LOL”

“I bought cage-free organic eggs last week. I can't believe how yummy they are compared to the regular "mean to the chickens" variety. I've decided happy chickens make tastier eggs.”

“happy chickens taste great also”

“I know, I find the yolks a slightly different colour too”

“the yolk is on you ---- LOL LOL LOL”

“Don't feel the trolls!

8|”

“wierd”

“you can feel me ----- LOL LOL LOL”

“I haven't been able to find happy chickens yet, will have to go to a health food grocery for them I think. If their cost is relative to the cost of happy chicken eggs, happy chickens should cost somewhere around $20, each.”

“You touch it..
No, you touch it,

No, you touch it first
I'm not touching it

You found it”

“happy chickens, happy chicken eggs = happy JF”

“Can we get Jello Fog into a cockfight with another chicken?”

“Sass...I kinda doubt you will find happy chickens in any grocery stores, unless chickens have an unknown affinity for death...


...of course, the way they run around after you whack their heads off, maybe they do enjoy it!”

“Will it say they are happy on the package?”

“Just poke it with a stick.”

“I'm not poking it with my stick”

“instead of a fight.......how about a measuring contest”

“This thread is cracking me up!”

“watch your crack ---- LOL”

“I smell a contest.
sic em treeman!!


but wait, I can back up TB, who can back you up little mold man?”

“Bitpusher, you may be correct.=D I really meant happy, (while alive) chickens, who got to run free and eat nummy chicken food instead of chopped up yucky chicken food, full of steroids and chemicals.”

“Okay, I touched it. Now you touch it.










Not with that!”

“lol...yah I understand. If y'all lived out in the country, you could raise your own happy chickens, it's not that hard...”

“OMG......you have tuberculosis!”

“Ok, Jello! Let's go. Now, what will it be? Regular ? Or Extra crispy?”

“Tuberculosis? Can I touch it?

Did you know that peanuts are tubors?”

“We raised our own happy quail. Birch ate hard boiled quail eggs on his salad everyday for months. They were egg layin' machines too.”

“Extra Crispy..............I like it crunchy, not chewy”

“LOL Violin...!”

“OK, JF. You're toast!!”

“eating birds is fowl --- LOL LOL LOL”

“extra crispy chicken on toast is delicious”

“Only if you're pidgeon toed”

“Watch out for the Goon Squab”