Let's Dance

“why not”

“as I need to be drunk to..”

“Great. I'm a graduate of the Elaine Benes School of Dance. How about you?”

“im from the Harlem River Drive Dance troup”

“and my threads are stupid, HA”

“Geo, you gonna dance shirtless.......like Michael Flatley?”

“I'm gonna dance shirtless, like Chris Farley!”

“The horizontal bop???”

“Dance shirtless? Ya gotta be kiddin Tom. Might be somebody with a harpoon out there.”

“and I just came in from dancing outside in my red bathrobe with my NEOS sloshing around on my slippered feet..I've been sick but feel much better now..local deer think I've lost it..and I do not care! I LOVE the SUN!”

“ok as the owner of this THREAD there will be NO I repeat NO going shirtless here”

“is this one of those "shirt and shoes required" threads??”

“So what does DCBA stand for--anyway?”

“nope honey try again.”

“double chucky bad a$$”

“Dookie Caca Butt A$$?”

“Duck Creek Bad A$$e$”

“Wow, I was close!”

“D=duh
c=cause
b= bad
a=alrighty then”

“the edited version is Duck Creek Boys of Alabama”

“oh yeah artex, you were very close.

~smirk~”

“OK...so if you can't dance shirtless....can one dance trouser-less?

I do a mean Ed Norton Mambo cha cha impersonation....”

“mmmmmm ed norton”

“Yeah....Maple...don't tell me you don't know who Ed Norton is....”

“ok he better be the guy from the Honeymooners”

“duck cheeks bad ass?”

“missed you on the other side...thought I'd also take a break..have some fun...”

“well then welcome cause this is a great place to play and have fun


see look at how happy i am

:)”

“Maple....that's him....

Bang Zoom!”

“by the way I read what you wrote for me and thank you very much. it was very nice of you :)

see i am really happy :)”

“opps that was meant for mata, sorry strat.


mmmmm when ed addressed the ball, wow what a turn on. lololololol”

“Exactly.....ya gotta love those gyrations....but the funny part is when Ralph imitates it....now that's comedy!”

“serious moonlight... ?”

“
Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight.”

“oh I can see it now
geo with no shirt on and PS getting down.

ooohhhllaaalllaaa”

“LOL..that's great..an albino squirrel doing the jerk..eh eh eh”

“Put on your red shoes and dance the blues!”

“oh wait that didnt sound right did it?”

“Maple, only if you are PS..lol it might sound a bit, um er......”

“That hurts Maple, that really hurts.”

“no im not PS, this guy spells better then me.

sorry PS, see what happens when you leave me alone with geobbet.”

“When I used to rave I did alot of that!

8)”

“DANCE NAKED?”

“or what Maple suggested PS do? tsk tsk...”

“I was thinking CMB was lookin to wrassle some troll !!”

“or some squirrel!”

“I dated a stripper once. Taking her dancing was one of the most embarassing nights of my life.

She was on me like a brass pole.













...A budda bing.”

“($^%#! Squirrel! Somebody step on the $%*@$! thing!”

“Let's Dance

Let's dance put on your red shoes and dance the blues
Let's dance to the song they're playin' on the radio

Let's sway while colour lights up your face
Let's sway sway through the crowd to an empty space

If you say run, I'll run with you
If you say hide, we'll hide
Because my love for you
Would break my heart in two
If you should fall
Into my arms
And tremble like a flower

Let's dance for fear your grace should fall
Let's dance for fear tonight is all

Let's sway you could look into my eyes
Let's sway under the moonlight, this serious moonlight

If you say run, I'll run with you
If you say hide, we'll hide
Because my love for you
Would break my heart in two
If you should fall
Into my arms
And tremble like a flower

Let's dance put on your red shoes and dance the blues
Let's dance to the song they're playin' on the radio

Let's sway you could look into my eyes
Let's sway under the moonlight, this serious moonlight

Gotta love David Bowie”