Boom Boom................Out Go The Ligh ts

“This dood at work, one who drives like a maniac, came shooting into the front parking lot toward the office building. Well, since the sunny days have melted lots of the snow, subsequently spreading water all over the ground only to freeze during the night, there was black ice in that parking area. Anyways, why he was going so fast and heading towards that particular building we'll never know, but there was no stopping the inertia his vehicle had when driving on that ice. Yes...he ran into the side of the building, boy did he ever.

The wall is/was brick and if it were wooden like the rest of the buildings he'd've probably been parked inside the building but the wall was only pushed in far enough to make wuite a mess inside and outside. Fortunately, the structural integrity was such that only his vehicle was totaled...along with the wall.”

“Pat Travers strikes from afar....”

“I thought it was Pat Travers too.”

“I got this feelin'...gonna drive this girl insane!”

“Snorting whiskey. That's gonna sting.”

“travers ROCKS! wow buddur! you drive people crazy wherever you go!



ROCK ON!”

“I'll bet he was once an abuse child..."..and your honor, that's why I drive recklessly...".”

“and i always figured you yankees knew how to drive in the snow! :P

we have morons on the roads down here like you wouldnt believe as soon as snow flies- people think they can still do the speed limit on ice (especialy when they shove their monstrosity of an suv down into 4wd...and do 70 on the interstate, and then they wonder why the transfer case keeps eating itself apart)

i see them slide off the road all over the place, and i drive right on by, without spinning a tire in my rwd (with performance tires, no less) mustang- there really is no vehicle worse for snow than a mustang, but its all in how you drive it

i suppose my parents taught me how its done, they're both yankees (upstate new yorkers)

later,
-nate”

“Doncha love it when that happens?

About snorting whisky, about fifteen years ago my club hosted a university rugby side from England. It was London University's medical school and they were all medical students or recently graduated interns. On the Sunday after the match we were all to meet at the pool at someone's place.

I had my kids and arrived a little later than the others. Needless to say, we were all hung over - those Brits drink like fish. Everybody looked a little messed up and one of our boys explained that the Brits had shown them how to snort whisky. Now I was a little skeptical and I know my rugby club is a drug free organisation and so they showed me.

The crazy thing is that when it was done the eye on the nostril side would, like, 'pop'. It was the wierdest thing I've ever seen. The meds told me that snorting port was the best, but that whisky would do in a pinch when you just couldn't get any more booze down the throat.

Don't fall ill in England, boys and girls.”

“Pat Travers,yeah I seen him open for somebody humm mabey Jethro Tull, it was 70 something, I really dont remember!”