Artex vs Part-Ex

“- saw a show on national geographic channel last night about a jack russell terrier, named Part-ex, who would go sea kyacking with his owner - had a little doggie life vest and all - real cool dog...

Hmmmmm, what do you have Artex?

ps - thought it would be fun to add yet ANOTHER FREAKIN Artex THREAD!!!! DANG!!!!”

“Just out of curiosity, exactly WHICH head did you slap against your forehead??? The mind is boggled...”

“FUNNY!”

“Errr, hand. Not head.


Damn!”

“easy for you to say...”

“"artex slaps his head against his forehead, looks down, and shakes his head from side to side"

okay - dang! - you've got the dog beat - sheesh - I think the most he, the dog, can do is sniff his own butt! of course, if you were able to do that you'd probably gas yourself to death...”

“That's because artex is a crack puppy.”