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Hey why not?
Why does Artex stake his tent to the ground?

He doesn't want it to become a hot-methane balloon in the middle of the night and float away.

Why does Artex always face the campfire?

His friends enjoy having eyebrows.

OK, that's all I can think of...
bitpusher
9:58:03 AM
2/21/03

oh darn.

;-) LOL!
lyra
9:59:22 AM
2/21/03

What were the last words of the wild hog artex killed?


Pe-yoo!
Geobeet
10:08:54 AM
2/21/03

LOL @ bit, very funny (sad but its all true)
mapleleaf
10:09:10 AM
2/21/03

How many artexes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: artex doesn't need light bulbs.
Geobeet
10:14:16 AM
2/21/03

What's Artex' favorite Ingrid Bergman film?

Gaslight.
bitpusher
10:17:03 AM
2/21/03

How is artex trying to revolutionize backpacking gear?


He's working to develop the lighter-than-air backpack.
Geobeet
10:19:14 AM
2/21/03

[Enter Slim Pickens,waving hat]WHAT IN THE WIDE WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS ISSA GOIN ON HERE? YOU PEOPLE A JUMPIN ROUND LIKE A BUNCH OF KANSAS CITY FAGGOTS ER SUMPTHIN!
stratdewd
11:27:15 PM
2/21/03

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