Why we love Lyra

“Everybody's got somethin' to hide
'Cept for me and my monkey”

“The only reason we love Lyra is her enormous...

Fill in the blank at your leisure.”

“...collection of monkeys.”

“they're mine...ALL MINE!”

“Except when Tarpy takes your gay boy monkey away from you...”

“that's right. that monkey is going to be scarred for life...he really should be allowed to express himself.”

“So I guess none of your girl monkeys get the hots for each other, even though it seems to occur in nature?”

“well, some of the girls kiss...but they're pretty young, so they don't do much more than that. also, there is a relatively small ratio of girls to boys...four to nine. and two of them are daughters of the other two girls.

Tarpy doesn't really have a prob. with the girls being lesbos, though...weird.”

“well, y'all have a good weekend now, y'hear! :-)”

“lol ok...you too lyra!”

“because she loves MY monkey, the mostest!”

“I don't think it's love as much as tolerance.....”

“Endrocrine disruption could be at work here. Persistent organic chemicals which are now found all over including the bodies of all animals (due to biological magnification) act as "imitators" of hormones (Estrogen especially) and wreck havoc with normal reproduction patterns both physiologically and socially.
Brain chemistry, endrocrine-immune system, and physical problems are not just the result of one factor but rather the interactions between stress factors. Wildlife simply show the results more quickly than us long lived primates. The body load on us all has cut the sperm count for human males in half (not to be considered a form of birth control!) and some individuals suffer the horror of a miniature testicle or #&%!$. Common birth defects include undescended testicles and greater rate of interesting hermaphrodites.

So, pretty soon the idea of different sexes will be outmoded because nearly everyone will be both. Mwau ha ha ha ha

Sorry to say this has a basis in scientific research.

"Our Stolen Future" is the book that talks about this stuff. It has 3 authors and one of them is Pete Meyers (Myers ? sp?)”

“Yes, I too love you lyra, only from your totally off the wall posts. And of course, the constellation is stellar!”

“Sorry to be tardy posting here. I had a busy weekend. Lyra is funny and sweet and smart. We love lyra.”

“BOTH, nuppy?? wow, that'd be even better than trading for a day.

running girl, you are so sweet! and you'll even hide from me in the woods when i try to go hiking with you...aawww!!
LOL!! jokes.

smooches, Raddy baby! Eat It, Tunacan!”

“Because she's so adorable pregnant.”

“HOLY CRUD MONKEYS BATMAN!”

“don't get too excited, Phaedrus...you're actually the one Tarpy impregnated! so there.”

“Because she takes it in the A!”

“Someone needs to drink more mountain dew:)”

“This is getting pretty skeery......”

“This goes back to the Sir Mix-A-Lot thing, doesn't it?”

“More info than we need to know.”

“ROFL!”

“Oh yeah, I'm a backdoor man!”

“Then this pregnancy thing must be a DAMN LIE TO GET FREE BABY STUFF!”

“AAHHHH!! that's it, i'm out of here! i hope all of you have lovely weekends, you bunch of freaks.
:-)”

“Bye lyra!

have a nice weekend!”

“thanks, i will...if i can get over the psychological damage! you have a good one, too :-)”

“You'll be fine....and I'll try!”

“Byeeeeeee!”

“

they have these little key chains on the counter of the gas station where i usually fill up.

they make me think of lyra!

has anyone seen this happy bunny stuff?

http://www.bewild.com/blgits.html”

“LOL”

“OMG those are hilarious!! i totally have to get a couple people Christmas presents from there, they will love it! thanks sacco.

at first i just saw the happy bunny, and i was going to say something about "puking"...seriously!

ok i was getting ready to say which one is my favorite, but i have about 10 favorites...”

“I can think of a few threads where this would be appropriate.
”

“haha, i just got the "people i don't hate much" address book, 2 "Fzuckit" stickers, one of the autographed books, a "cute but psycho" air freshener...and something else i forget. LOL!! i think i'll keep half, and give the other half as Christmas presents.”

“I Love them.I have a couple myself somwhere.”

“dam, where's my cut?

that little bunny owes me!”

“something tells me the only "cut" that little bunny would give you would be made w/a knife...HAHA!

thanks though, you rock!! you know me too well. and you get that good feeling in your heart.”

“sacco will just have to get along on the good feeling.”

“lets hear it for Bun Bun :
”

“damnit. i just spent like 30 bucks on those dumb bunny things.
i ordered:

people i don't hate much address book

cute but psycho air freshener for my car

hooray for skanks sticker

Work Is For Dicks Sticker

cute but kind of evil socks

please knock first and then go screw yourself doorknob hanger for my office :)”

“If you spell her name backwards, it spells:

ar·yl (rl)
n.

An organic radical derived from an aromatic compound by the removal of one hydrogen atom.


Sentance form:

Tarpy ate a gallon of beans creating a chemical procees that produced an aryl, which made Lyra kick him out of the room!”

“With Tarpy out of the room, Aryl & Lyra..........”