Dances With Squirrels?

“Ever had a situation where you are walking towards someone and then you expect them to go left while you go right and it doesn't happen? You go the same way they do. Then you both try to reverse course and go the other way around each other? Then back again and maybe once or twice more? Until, you both feel stupid and display that nervous grin on your faces? Well, this just happened to me in Union Square Park in Manhattan. But, it was with a squirrel. I couldn't believe this little nut (ha ha). Usually, they back off and run away. This one didn't. Actually, freaked me out for a second. BTW, I have never seen morre grey squirrels in one place in my life than in that park today. Maybe that's why he was so bold. Must be an overpopulation there...

Just thought you all would like to know this.”

“sounds like artex would enjoy a visit to square union park in manhattan”

“LMAO!!”

“That was probably Psycho. He got back from Florida one night and was gone by the next day. When the tomatoes come in, he'll be back here.

Unless he was hung, in which case it was Kleetn's squirrel.”

“Mebbe you were unwittingly getting free dance lessons.”

“who posted the picture a couple of days ago with the squirrel in a black bikini and a whip?
did you see any squirrels like that treebeard?”

“No, that was Geo's squirrel. I wouldn't dream of cutting in on that dance...”

“me either...that squirrel was lookin for some nuts”

“I'm wearing a cup from now on”

“Oh Geo, that hurts.

First you try to kill me, then you smear my good name (well, it's good in squirrel circles) and now you diss my squirrelhood?

~sigh~”

“PS I missed you~~

go get em tiger!! show him who wears the balls in the family!!

SQIUIRRELS UNITE!!”

“Face it squirrel, ya got nothin to hide! Except that tomato gut!”

“Watch it Maple. Just be happy dead birds don't organize! Or do they?”

“mean nasty creatures!!! - fluffy rats”

“$$...SPUTTER..@$#$..GASP
@$#$#$..SNORT!

tomato gut!?!?!
TOMATO GUT!!!!

Allrighty Mr. Pot callin the squirrel black. Better back up and check that mirror!

_{mutter..tomato gut...mutter}”

“well ask treebeard about his run in with the bird this weekend. ask him about thanksgiving day and the turkey. at least my run in did not end up with me in the hospital!!
thank you very much”

“The trees have a story we haven't heard yet? Spill da beans!”

“Monkeys - they're worse ... sorry Lyra ... but I had a run in with a monkey that was trying to steal my beer once - bit of a standoff developed - it was one of those ones with the blue ...”

“you should have thrown some poop at him, that would have confused the little bugger!!”

“lmao - next time ... next time”

“So what's the story of treebeard ending up in the hospital after a run-in with a dead bird?????”

“maple, you're nuts! :-D

where were you hanging out with monkeys, anyway, ynami? we have a couple of alcoholics in the (monkey) family...it's not pretty.”

“Ok, the turkey story. Well, it's not overly funny, but here goes. I was cooking a 21 pounder in one of those flexible turkey pans. I took it out of the over with a dish towel in my right hand and an oven mitt on the left. The back buckled and some of the grease exited the pan and splashed onto the oven near the opening that goes down near the pilot light. Well, the oven went up like a flare and flamed up engulfing my right hand in a blazing dish towel. I had the choice of holding on and hoisting the pan up over and on top of the stove or dropping it. The lesser of two evils was to hold on and endure the burn on the heel of my hand, rather than to drop it and risk 3rd degree burns from my thighs down. Anyway, it was the most painful T-giving I ever exoerienced. Second degree burns on the hand. Thank you Maple. Just love reliving that one...”

“It was next to Lake Malawi, outside bar. It was a vervet I think”

“Ah ha! Now I know the turkey story! Geez Treebeard, sorry to hear about you trying to roast and serve yourself for dinner :(

hehe - the squirrel story was pretty funny - did it teach you the mambo? or maybe squirrel cha-cha?

don't get jealous Maple!”

“I like the story of another thankagiving,
we had a house full of people coming to dinner when treebeard had a major prob with his foot. I did feel do bad cause he was in so much pain. but off to the hospital he went, while leaving me home alone to cook a bird that i have NEVER cooked before. thank god no one died!!”

“always a fun time of year for you guys then?”

“we all know who's house to avoid on T-day!

Maple - did you remember to take the gizzards out?

I once cooked a turkey that tasted so bad that after everyone took two bites - into the garbage it went! No wonder they were giving it away at the supermarket!”

“At least ol Tomato Gut's a live critter (not for much longer though).”

“This is adorable:

http://www.inspirationpoint.net/sharelove/”

“Oh, that was cute!”

“That is too cute...fattening up the squirrel for a meal (LOL)...nah I KNOW... I ahve a friend whose Golden adoped a kitten.”