GORETEXX waiting.....

“and a couple of other things. i dont want to think its true, but he leaves me no other option but to think he took the stuff.”

“He stole K2 and hid it in Nepal. You'll probably find your stuff right next to it. I hear that Rainier is missing now too!”

“OMG gear Slut made a very good joke!!



(you should do that more offten)

LOL”

“Wow I did not realize that this all had a darkside. I did not know of him on this site, but he was all over the other side as well.
Somebody will have to explain his antics on a hiking trip sometime.”

“You found me out, Gear Slut. I got bored of climbing both mountains, one right after the othert- My plan is to put Rainier on top of K2, thereby building the largest peak ion the world. Then, I'll climb it, and sink the two of them to the bottom of the Atlantic, which I have moved to Brooklyn for my convenience. That way, no one can ever say they're a better climber than I am, bloody hell!”

“LMFAO bore you are much better then the real thing.”

“lee, you crack me up, dude!”

“Thanks sheila, I try. This goretexx bloke couldn't tie my bootlaces. I eat babies like him for breakfast! I've done way more than him, crikey. One time, last week, I snowshoed down to Alabama. I broke my ice axe on the way, which meant I had to climb Rainier (Which is in southern Alabama, by the way) with a fork in each hand and broken glass glued to my vasquessssssss! I grew the world's first pot TREE on the peak, but smoked it before I could get a pic- In fact, I use all my photos of all my adventures as rolling paper, which is why I can't actually prove I've done anything more than go on a couple of TT group hikes. BLIMEY! So, I hiked back to New York in an hour, threatening everything in a skirt on the way, and wrote this trip report. Bloody Hell!”

“lol.........lots of love i see..........i aint ever leaving......btw........u aint gonna find me on any guide rosters cause the tryouts are in may.....duh, so i aint lying....

the rest is made up by some vindictive broad, which outta respect, i wont mention names”

“goretex showing respcet?

I THINK NOT”

“vindictive broad . . . let me guess?”

“Dont guess, not worth it, trust me........”

“Complain all u want, all you are is a sheila that has nothing to do this mornin apart from makin more comments....nag nag nag.........and im bored, ok


BTW Boredex is cute hey.”

“so since your in such a chatty mood why not tell us WHAT THE F$%K YOU ARE TALIKNG ABOUT?

GORETEXX waiting.....

and did you do the bridge of death yet?

if your going to be here try to make sence because I for one find you boring.

so what do you have to say for yourself?

forget it dont bother because nothing but lies come out of your mouth. you are not to be trusted.”

“ok........”

“Ta-pocketa-pocketa-pocketa.”

“Goretexx, you are such a f-ing tool!!

What a moron...”

“Artex, do u think your words are afecting me, i mean listen to urself, u sound more like a loser than i do, going out of ur way to be heard.....i mean......its boring, im the one whops laughing.......whats ur highest elevation?”

“Ummmmmmmmmm. Dude, you're the one starting these stupid threads. Get a life, loser.”

“U will yeald to me in dude time, thats all i have 2 say for now....im done”

“Is that right?

Big hat, no cattle.”

“Howdy 'dude'ee time?”

“Yes Artex, yoare the one who will yeald to me. You will all yeald to me, the full moon will yeald to me, all the mountains in the world will yeald to me. Perhaps if I looked up the word "yeald" in the dictionary, since I'm in my thirties with no job and nothing better to do anyways, I might see that it doesn't exist, but the dictionary will yeald to me too, all in good time. Under the definition of "Real Man", my fabulous goretexxionary says "One with no genitalia who threatens women with physical harm and then gets mad when no one likes me. Also see Liar, one who makes up stories of things they have never done in an effort to stroke their own ego and make up for lack of testes."”

“Artex, you will yeald to me in dude time. Dude time, by the way, is two hours past Eastern Standard Time, somewhere out in the Atlantic Ocean. Just avoid the Atlantic, and you may never have to yeald to me in your life, mate. Have I made myself clear?”

“I'm beginning to think goretexx is a troll and not the goretex we have come to loathe and dislike.”

“There's only one company hiring and having tryouts on May and that's RMI...thanks! That narrows it. I don't think they are hiring posers though.”

“LMAO @ boretex! The Atlantic. Got it. I'll fear that body of water for the rest of my life from here on out. :-)”