BORETEX waiting

“Right mates- this poser goretexx is not the realy deal- I'm the m0untain moving aussie- I could put Everest in Alabama if I wanted to climb it there. Don't be fooled by his leaving names at the bottom of retarded posts to make it look like he's quoting someone- Look, I can do it too-

It's not easy beaing green.

Kermit the Frog

Not so bloody intelligent now, are ya mate? Anyways, tonight I'll be bungee jumping from a fighter jet, because it's fun to make stuff up- this goretexx bloke is nothing compared to me. Bloody hell, I threaten ten sheilas a day- Now that's a real man!”

“LMAO!!!!!!!!”

“LMAO... that's all you can do to me, jamie- type LMAO at me. Real scary................
I am the full moon, Mate. Be scared.”

“LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!”

“this guys hilarious...start a website about your adventures "aussie"”

“ok...i'm bored.....”

“Nice troll ;-)”

“I am the full moon, Mate. Be scared."
boretex
09:09:47 PM
02/24/03

but dont that make you an a$$?

you are a good troll, you may stay.”

“I didn't see anything on the news this morning about any idiots bungee jumping off the GW could goretex have been lying?”

“goretex, a lier?
no way”

“The authorities are watching the GWB and other key NYC landmarks like a hawk because of terrorism. Of course, the guy is all talk and no walk, but if anyone tried it they would fail and/or be subject to heavy fines and jailtime.

Big hat. Nooooooooo cattle.”

“Ta-pocketa pocketa pocketa ...”

“Big hat. Nooooooooo cattle."
Artex
08:37:28 AM
02/25/03



ok this may be a Southern thing, but what does that mean?

is it a Boar thingy?”

“You silly New Yorker!! A guy with a big hat, in regards to having a big cowboy hat.... But has no cattle...

It's along the same lines as somebody being a total poser. :-)”

“Translation: It may look like a cowboy, but he ain't got no cows!”

“Liar, eh? I DID so bungee off the George Washington bridge mate, but you must have been watching the one in manhattan. Bet you didn't know there's another one in Brooklyn, same as the other K2 in Nepal, mates. Matter of fact, Nepal is a suburb of Queens. Learn youre geography proper before you call peope liaras, you silly yanks. Wallaby, Koala bear. I seem to know more about your strange city than you lot do, and I'm not even American, I'm Australian. I was born near a place that is now an Outback Steakhouse, which entitles me to australian citizenship. Bloody hell!”

“Because they make me feel like a MAN!

-little boys play at being real men because they don't have friends, testicles, eyes that look in the same direction or anything worth saying.-
Jose Ortega Y Gassett”