Female hiker in need of a partner

“I'm 28 and single- recently moved to NJ. I am looking for a hiking partner to enhance my backpacking skill. Single and male would be a bonus!”

“umm... good luck finding anything here...”

“duh”

“definately canine......


better than bovine hiker i suppose....


how bout equine hiker?”

“where is Buddha Bear when you need him.

k9- you can click on phil's photo page to find your candidates. I'll see if I can pull up the available TT bachelors for you. look for the thread title Operation TT bachelor”

“Hi there Neighbor.

Stick with me and stay far far away from the likes of:

Artex
Ice Tea
Violin
Pennsy hiker
Corp. Nasty


And stay really far away from that Masked Marauder Dude. He is Bad news with a capital B.

J/K there are a load of great people in this area to hike with, I have only just mentioned a few. Check out the trips page we always have something going on in the area.”

“post a picture! post a picture!
BTW im from alabama...i just want to see a romantic online relationship...aaaawwww”

“And I'm moving back down to Florida in two weeks.. go figure!”

“lol...man Artex, you just cant get a break can you?”

“LOL! Doesn't seem that way! But hey, when one door shuts, another one always opens..”

“lol....yup.”

“Check out my profile beeeaatch.

Oh, and I love the K9 position.”

“This is toooo funny!!!!”

“Well this is clearly a troll modeling after Amy G.

If not, well this thread will be fun. Welcome K9hiker.

*The connections of K9hiker and Amy G. Amy's AOL name had "K9_ _ _ _ _ " years ago. 28 is relitivly near her age, and she would know enough about NJ to talk about it since she lives a state away, and travils to campmor often.”

“Wow, Ice Tea is a P.I.

Welcome aboard k9hiker.”

“nice pumps arty!”

“Welcome K9! Do you like to hike with dogs? Then you should find plenty here! :) Heehee just kidding boys.”

“welcome k9. :)”

“It's all very simple, really....

1) read the 'weird sleeping bag' thread.
2) run like hell.”

“tilt, you use your tounge pertier thanna twenty dollar whore.....”

“Sorry Dewd, you got the Wrong Plumbing AND HOW, LOL”

“lmao...


nobody ever gets my blazing saddles references...”

“Strat, how 'bout this: Boy you gotta purdy mouth... You gonna pray, an you better pray real good.....

K9,welcome aboard, ya hit the jackppot methinks, hehehe.

OMG ULTRAPecker ......... toooo punny!!”

“Good luck - I've been trying to find someone to carry my gear for me for a while.”

“that's why it's called backpacking”

“shew”

“I saw this K9hiker over at the "other" site...

asking the same question and they suggested coming over here for help.....”

“and by golly she will get it”

“k9-your such a dog.:~)”

“Single and male would be a bonor!"
k9hiker
09:06:02 PM
02/24/0

i'm game”

“What snobs over there! What are they above helping a chick out?!

Welcome K9. Don't let these guys faze you, they're all nice fellas.”

“OK, so it was recommended I post here. Thought maybe some dedicated hiker guy might want to show a young, intelligent, fit and fun woman the ropes. Guess I'll have to search elsewhere......

K9 (Yeah, I hike with my dogs- my pitbull-no joke)”

“K9, I think that if you check on the trips page, you may find a hike in your area. I can't think of anyone at this site (well, except maybe bacpac) who would turn you away. The guys are just teasing you.”

“I still can't believe Artex is moving to Florida at a time like this! LOL! You're not a stockbroker are you, arty?”

“we're . .. .. ... scepticle.

that's like finding plutonium by accident.....”

“We're all just teasing K9.”

“So k9hiker will "have to search elsewhere" "(Yeah, I hike with my dogs- my pitbull-no joke)"

In your initial post you failed to mention that you were fit, or any details about what hiking experience you had or were looking for; steep, flat, day trips, multi day.

You failed to mention that you hike with your dog or dogs, not everyone is a fan of dogs on the trail.

Your post seemed more appropriate for a personals column than a hiking forum. Single and male being more important than anything to do with the actual hiking.

30 posts later you note that you are "intelligent" and "fun", but you do not recognize posts made in fun at your very sketchy information.

Actually you do not sound like much "fun" to be around. Perhaps if you get off your high horse you may find a lot of people in this area only too willing to help. A lot of them may not qualify for your ISO ad, not being partner of the non-hiking kind. In the last 2 months there have been multiple weekend campouts and day hikes in this area. Most of the posters here are actually hikers not Yentas.”

“calm down manuka--let's try not to run her off.

i think it's ok for her to look here for people.

who knows Artex may find his soul mate that way.”

“could this be Micah looking for love?”

“yes, calm down before you blow a manuka. what is a manuka? a shrub? why is a manuka? manuka sawdust imparts a delicious flavour when used in smoking meats and fish. you Might catch more pit bulls with active manuka honey than with vinegar, ya know.”

“Anybody hear anything about an ax murderer busting out of the joint?”

“I used to date a girl whose apartment number was "K-9". How appropriate - she was loyal and obedient. And man... could she lay a lickin' on ya!

Good line about the k9 position, pecky. Ahhhh, the mammories-I-mean memories.


Hey k9hiker.
I hike with my mutts, too.


Hangout at a local AT shelter for a couple days. You should be able to meet a few locals that way.”

“Hey now don't be so quick to judge. You just need to have a thick skin for all the bull getting flung around here. Ya know Sassafras is right K9 the people here are pretty cool to pack with. I live right over the birdge in PA and there is a large group of people from the PA/NJ area that get together on a regular basis to hike.

We spend a lot time in places like the Catskills, Adirondak's, Harriman ST. park and many sections of the AT. We are always looking for new friends to join us. I gotta tell you I have never been on a trip with these misfits that I really didn't enjoy!

I don't think you need to look elsewhere I think you've come to the right place, just don't play with the fire and get smoke in our eyes.”

“Hey, Sir Pete,I live right over the bridge in Pa too. We must be neighbors.”

“I'm over the Portland bridge in Mt. Bethel.”

“I'm over the Portland Bridge in Portland. Small world.”

“"I saw this K9hiker over at the "other" site...

asking the same question and they suggested coming over here for help....."
Adventurist
05:06:35 AM
02/25/03


Riiiiiiiiiight. Like the "Find a Partner" forum over there isn't a meat market.

LMAO!”

“Wow, you got one of the roughest shakedowns for a newbie I've seen yet! DOn't let all these freaks scare you, and please don't be offended by (some) of them. They mean well, um, generally.
I've never thought of a pitbull as a traildog, but they definitely have stamina for it .Does yours carry it's own pack yet? What is it's name?”

“Just think K9 most of the people here are normal!

MOOOOOOHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!


8)”

“see this is why i was afraid to post for the first time”