Janeane Garafolo on Fox & Friends

“I think plucking would be like a form of Chinese torture. Awful.”

“On the topic of disturbing trends in animal husbandry, did you know that they were http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/1719733.stm" target="_blank">making waterbeds for cattle?”

“wow. strudel.


I don't know about the Taxidermy Lasagna...”

“violin, as far as i know almonds don't have hair, and apricots only have peach fuzz, nothing worth shaving”

“this has GOT to be a record for weirdness here in TT Land...
:-D”

“It's getting pretty thick, that's for sure. (And yes, that was meant to be punny. I actually hate punsters. I don't know why I'm posting this.)”

“mmmmmmm - peach fuzz”

“They say the cow waterbeds make them produce more milk and keeps them cleaner, but I figure the real reason is it that is easier to #&%!$ them that way.”

“Why did matt block the word “m!lk”?”

“Quit degenerating our thread, lyra.”

“riiiiiiiggghhhtt, like i am going to believe that violin.”

“MILK!! ROTFLMAO!”

“I do believe violin is just a "little" kinkyer than me.
Ban Violin!”

“Mount em', milk 'em and corn 'em. There we're all covered!”

“That reminds me of a toast... get your drinks ready...


Bustin' out windows and breakin' down doors,
#&%!$in' married women and callin' them whores.
Instead of a wife, boys, get y'all a cow:
Somethin' you can #&%!$, suck, ride or plow!



(I'm already going to hell, so what's the difference? <G>)”

“I just got a mental picture of Janeane Garofalo’s publicist doing a Google search under her name to see what references about her were on the www.”

“She's going to need some serious PR work! LMAO!”

“What kinda handbasket are you drivin', Tilt?”

“It's got four on the floor.”

“Tilt - are you SURE you aren't a Georgia Redneck? ;)”

“I learned that one from a Folk musician from Baltimore, LOL”

“She's going to need some serious PR work! LMAO!"
aero
01:50:02 PM
02/25/03

I think tilt should be her PR.”

“she could probably do a 'got milk' ad now”

“no a Dell ad. steves not doing it anymore. LOLOLOLOL”

“I've got a few great ideas for some personal appearances...”

“I wouldn't do Jeaneane with Saddam's meat puppet.”

“She'll be sooooooooooo disappointed, LOL”

“I bet ya Latetia Casta never shaved down there! ehwwwww!”

“
Invent your own caption, nutshavers!”

“(whew)

dodged a bullet that time, Huh!

LOL”

“I'd only do her to make her start thinking straight again, ya know, some sort of patriotic thing.”

“ok, here's da deal....


jeanean galopalos is cute, that's why guys wanna do her....


i didn't see the "exchange" but i heard brian killby talking about it and he said that what set him off was that she said fox news was pushing for this war for ratings. he said he lost it when she said that. he said it was at the end of the show and they just kept running right through the "hard break" , which is NEVER done, ,cause he was so mad at her”

“galopalos = evil”

“wow... who KNEW what this thread was about???!”

“So he had a hissyfit, LOLOLOLOL”

“no tilt, he let her have it. she's all talkin BS and he told her about it. WTF do you think her opinion matters? some half-baked, washed-up, wanna-be, outta-work, 2-bit comedian.......????????



seriously, why does she even get air time?


at first, i thought she was sincere....but the last 3 weeks, she has gotten off the path of honest dissent, to full out anti-american, ,ant-anything-bush propaganda. too bad, i wanted to do her till she went LIBORNAZI on us........


screw the looser, she ain't nuttin but a socialist. too bad the weak minded(oh wait, that would be liberals) take her seriously......


sad man, you follow galapagos and shawn penn when it comes to geopolotics......



it's a sad when STRATDEWD@AOL.COM is the voice of reason.......oh wait, that's EVERY day.......”

“ya liz!....i skipped over this thread
this afternoon....whew....my my~~~
brain wave activity overload ~~~~~~~~~~`
sheesh, i unconsciously ate 10 samoa gs cookies while reading this~~~~i didnt even taste 'em~~~~~~~~~shucky darn!”

“Artex,

You can see Brian playing a rousing game of "Kick the Kunt" here:

http://www.foxnews.com/foxfan/index.html”

“NIGAL!! Welcome back... and hey, smutty mouth, you just go wash that out with soap down in the restroom, buddy.

LOL.... ;-P”

“Hey Nigal, what's up, my man?!

Despite Nigal's controversial way of putting it, check out his link and watch the debate..!”

“Stratdewd = flatliner, LOL”

“Voice of reason???

Sad, sad...........

Ain't it kinda funny, what the children say?”

“Garafalo = skag”

“GaBARFalo”

“ditto 'pecker”

“Some dewd showin' his a$$ playin' the "socialist card".

Santa Claus is a communist too.

Nazis.........liberal???

What planet is this?”

“The false premise is that people think the Rupert Channel is News, LOLOL. If you believe That, you'll believe ANYTHING, LOLOLOLOL. They present themselves as being MORAL while his other broadcast entites sell the most slimey crap they possibly can. All for the Almighty Dollar, Dewd. THAT's the only thing that matters to your boys Roger Ailes and Rupert Murdoch.

Nothing Else Matters. Money. Power. That's the beginning, middle and end of it.

I wonder what the so-called Religious Right thinks of how Rupert bankrolls his operation. I haven't heard Them complain abpout his sleazy programming, Have You?

And you swallow it whole. THEN you parrot it back to whomever will listen. Try having an original thought For Once, Dewd.”

“Having worked in TV news for several news.. EVERY channel is out for the ratings and the money, not just Fox News. Every single one of them. Business is business.”

“I temped at fox news for a while when I moved here..... interesting place that .... very ... errmmmm .... fair and blanced”

“that's why i don't understand why some people around here think the news is "unbiased," Artex. if you're making money, i.e. selling something, then how can you NOT be biased? how can you NOT have interest?”