The birth of smurf!

“Hi everyone, this is Smurf. I have been peeking in the windows at you guys for probably a year now. I got started on this when simer190 and I were bored in college composition, he introduced it to me then, and I have been addicted ever since. I am good friends with jake the mauler and simer90.”

“Troll! Where are all these trolls coming from?”

“welcome to the inside!!

which smurf are you?

I have a murf question.


Ok, I want to know who the father of baby smurf is?
no its not Papa smurf (have you seen how old that smurf is?)

so dish the blue smurf stuff!”

“Wretched TROLL!!!!!!”

“Smurf's Up!”

“Question: Are smurfs blue everywhere?”

“Thanks for the warm welcome guys that is really nice.

Thanks mapleleaf for not jumping to the conclusion that i am not a troll. I know trolls, and i am not one.

I have no clue who my father is mapleleaf, i haven't watched the smurfs in ages. You guys will have to find out who my father is.”

“Obvious troll. The idea that simer would have any friends is laughable.”

“When a smurf holds its breath, what color does it turn??”

“I am pretty sure that smurfs are blue all over, i am not sure about my inards are. And i am not going to find out.”

“if you've been reading for a year, you'd know "TROLL!" is classic TT welcome.”

“yeah, i know lyra, i just had to defend myself. ya know.”

“troll.”

“"Thanks mapleleaf for NOT jumping to the conclusion that i am NOT a troll"

hmm, accidental or done to confuse us even more??”

“you can take it which ever way you want gemini, i still hold to the belief that i am not a troll”

“hey bb, i see you finally got a name. Hope you post more then me.”

“hey jake, did you get as warm of welcome as i did”

“no you have to be nice and take all the abuse that will be thrown at you. its the TT way!


so the game is afoot.
Who is my daddy?


well you seem sweet, so bacpack is out. your not as annoying as jello mold,
if you were treebeard I would have to have you murdered.
so my guess is TownDawg?

no i dont think so.”

“Just who is the "simer90" you claim to know.
I know and have hiked with Simer190 and met Jake the mauler.
They will have to vouch for you.”

“no i didnt no one thought i was a troll cuz a lot of people have met me.”

“smurf just posted on the hidden thread. Obviously a troll.”

“me and simer are the ones that convinced smurf to start posting.”

“hey mapleleaf, i am fresh meat. the only two people that can prove that are simer190 and jake the mauler unfortunately. i would have loved to go with them on their road trip but unfortunately it cut into school and i would have missed finals week.”

“are you 15 years old? i ask cause of your email addy”

“MOO”

“i was 15 when i made my email addy back in like 9 grade i think. i am 19 now”

“TROLL!!!!!”

“no i think this is not a troll.
(if you make me eat them words smurffy, ill feed you to bacpac and then Marvin Gardens)”

“i won't make you eat those words mapleleaf, and if i do for somereason turn out to be a troll please don't feed me to marvin gardens, that guy is strange”

“he is scary.
thats beyond strange”

“lol @ mapleleaf”

“Troll!?

I think not, I will vouch for the poor kid, I went to school with him for most of my life, though I don't think he's ever been backpacking, i think he'll fit in well here. Don't ask me why he's a smurf, 'cause i really don't know - but that's what we know him by, that and #&%!$butt, hence mauler's reference to bb.
smurf is indeed who he says he is, I introduced him to the land of tt while i was still a newbie, since then he's followed the madness, and really gotten into it within the last few months. But this is the welcome he should have expected i guess, everybody's a troll until proven innocent.
Welcome aboard smurf!”

“ok... i just learned why they call him smurf, lol...”

“LOL I was wondering how long it was going to take you. you still standing behimd him?”

“uumm that didnt sound right so never mind :) (blush)”

“If a smurf is born blue, what color is the afterbirth?”

“lol, what's wrong with a little bit of fun, besides, college will do that to ya.”

“Y'all just shut the smurf up and leave this poor smurfing newbie alone!

That's one thing I really loved about "The Smurfs." All exclamations became the term "smurf." Like, "Oh, smurf it!" and "smurf off!"”

“you must have watched the smurfs all the time treebait”

“hey, treebait even got an e-mail from smurf regarding mauler and i...”

“Hey, I just remembered. They found baby smurf. It was in one of the episodes. So it wasnt papa or any of the other smurf, unless they were sneaking out. Gargamel made the other girl smurf, so I dont think it was her's. I know its not Smurfette, that little tease never puts out.”

“Smurf go take a hike!


8)”

“CMB are you inviting me to go hiking with you, because that is what it sounds like”

“Let CMB drive you to the hike!”

“ummm Dare you know way to much about smurfs. but thanks for solving the mystry”

“Not a problem, anymore cartoon questions, just let me know.”

“hehehe thats funny!!!
:)

ok, if they are blue, do they dodo blue?”

“Nope, blue as you know is a primary color. When you mix it with old red blood cells, it creates a purplish color.”

“funny stuff. wonder what happened to her?”

“Good memory Sacco... or were you searching for another thread? *G*


wow --- four years ago.


Time flies like the wind.
Fruit flies like a banana.

-- Groucho

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