Who is this Micah guy think he is?

“None of us tell him how to hike- He should keep his mouth shut and say something intellegent for once. If he has a grievence about dogs on the trail he should say why instead of his mindless "dogs don't belong in the backcountry" If I want to bring my dog I will.
Dogs have been companions for a long time helping man hunt, defend and herd. So there! (Just a useless rant...I'm bored)”

“Correction: thred tittle should be "Who does this micah guy think he is"”

“LNT=LMH”

“Dogs on the trail is just one of those ‘hot button’ topics like guns, Clinton or abortion. People tend to get very emotional over these issues and argue forever.

In addition, most dog owners are pathetically lonely, psychologically isolated, mentally inept, and in need of social interaction on any level. The people who feel a need to develop a relationship with a blindly loyal (and stunningly unintelligent) animal such as a dog often are those who are too socially crippled to manage a relationship with a sentient, discriminating creature such as a human being.

If you insist on taking a dog into the backcountry, perhaps you had better reassess the reasons for your misguided dependence on this ignoble animal. Your problem may be that you are afraid to deal with creatures on an equal basis in trying to get the love and attention you need.”

“I'm still haunted by possibility that Micah could return to Earth for his next incarnation... as a Labrador Retriever --- but his owner will never take him on the trail because it wouldn't be LNT....”

“Micah saw a puppy dog in the window of the pet store one day and asked his mommy if she would let him have the cute puppy. Micah's mommy said, "Micah, dogs don't belong in our home."

Ever since then, Micah has wanted a puppy so bad, but his mommy always says, "No Micah, remember what Mommy taught you."

So Micah has a hard time dealing with the fact that some people take their dogs camping, when Micah has not dog to take camping. This has made Micah a bitter little boy who is reduced to sputtering, "LNT=LDH," whenever he sees mention of a dog.”

“LOL @ Tilt”

“Ok, free23=mapleleaf's troll.
They both are the only ones that worry about micah and they both spell the same way.
Case closed. ;)”

“Actually I remember reading a thread where Micah posted his reasons for LNT=LDH.”

“Micah sux!!! I would let my dog piss on his pack just for laughs.”

“ok SS, im calling you out!! lets go!!

put up your ducks!!

get ready to rumble”

“put up your ducks?”

“quack quack”

“thats right cause im going to dunk you in the water.


oh forget it, I blew it.
lol”

“I scared ya didnt I?”

“Micah is a bigot, too.”

“Who is this Micah guy think he is?
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Yeah! Just who is this guy think he is?”

“In addition, most dog owners are pathetically lonely, psychologically isolated, mentally inept, and in need of social interaction on any level. The people who feel a need to develop a relationship with a blindly loyal (and stunningly unintelligent) animal such as a dog often are those who are too socially crippled to manage a relationship with a sentient, discriminating creature such as a human being.

Violin
01:59:26 PM
02/25/03




Me at PetSmart: (Pushing dog laden cart up and down the aisles) "Do doo do doooo dooo..."
Young lady: "Ohmagawd! Where'd you get that dog?!" (rushing to pet Sarabelle)
Me: "She showed up at my doorstep - May'll be three years ago."
Her: "Huh? Three years ago? Where?"
Me: "McDonough."
Her: "Ohmagawd again! That's about the time my ex-husband 'lost' our lab... IN MCDONOUGH!"
Me: "So you're single?"
Her: (blushing) "Yes, I'm single."

30 minutes later, I walked out with her three phone numbers. I'm having dinner with her tonight.

Now what was that you were saying about dog/human relationsh... blah blah blah?”

“LMAO @ gojo”

“I am not a bigot. I merely noted that it's OK to take dogs in the backcountry when in Asian lands or hiking with our Asian friends, because dog is part of the diet, and it's nice to be able to have some of your food take itself out there, rather than you having to carry it.

LNT = LDH.”

“you said a mouth full.


and by the way














DUCK

cause you are in big trouble mister......”

“I wouldn't hesitate to eat Belle if it came down to it.

Insects, possums, moose... whatever.

Y'all... I'm tellin' ya. Forget the supermarket, laundramat, and bar. PetSmart is the HOT pickup joint these days.

That reminds me...
time to stock-up Pupparoni!”

“OMG,

wait till sarrabelle hears this, its going to break her heart.”

“gojo I would rather you took micah to hike africa.....

violin? are you a cat owner?”

“I don't think I could trust someone that doesn't like dogs.I've met more dogs I like than people over the years.
As far as being loyal, I don't find that to be a bad trait.”

“The really unbelievable, depressing thing is that many of these people actually mistreat the animal they need so badly. Dogs love space, they like to run around and bark and pee everywhere and eat everything in sight and hump anything that doesn't run away. Dog owners want to "train" (read: cruelly abuse) their dogs to avoid these very natural behaviors.”

“who do you think you are?”

“Free23 = Cybil

don't look at your watch free”

“not to mention, they sterilize them, Violin. talk about cruel and unusual! who are we to judge whether a dog should procreate or not? it's just ungodly.”

“Mica is a flat, glossy material that is found in schist. Draw your own conclusions.”

“hump anything that doesn't run away



OMG that is so funny, I laughed out loud!!!”

“Actually, there has been extensive research regarding how people treat animals. It's been found that peeps who abuse animals, etc, treat their "loved ones" the same way.

I would bet a week's pay that the guy/gal that keeps a neglected animal hemmed-up in deplorable conditions treats their friends and family the same way. Next time you see an emaciated dog tied to a tree, stop by and knock on the door. You'll see what I mean...

Micah dislikes dogs?
Micah dislikes people.

Micah kicks dogs?
Micah kicks his wife.

Micah doesn't like dogs in the backcountry?
Micah wants the backcountry to himself.

"There are exceptions to every rule. Therefore, their are none to this one."”

“OK, is Micah a dog?”

“what kind of dog would he be then?

Micah

rambo

devil

gross”

“When did I ever say that I don't like dogs? I said dogs do not belong in the backcountry.

LNT = LDH.”

“hey micah you didnt like all the hard work I put into trying to make you look good?

~sniff~ now im sad.”

“Huh?

LNT = LDH.”

“now you have hurt my feelings. thanks alot!”

“Are you going to make me go back and read this whole thread to figure out what you mean? All I know is that dogs do not belong in the backcountry.

LNT = LDH.”

“only 5 posts up. you can count up to 5 cant you?”

“Oh, the links to dogs. Yeah, great work. Thanks. That doesn't change the fact that dogs do not belong in the backcountry, though.

LNT = LDH.”

“YES I RULE AND YOU ALL DROOL cause he likes me!!!”

“Ok, a man wakes his wife up on a Sunday morning, says
"you, me and the dog are going hiking" and his wife thinks about it and says "I'm tired and I really don't want to go."
So the husband replies "ok, you've got three choices,
1) you, me and the dog go hiking 2) you give me a b@#$ j#@, or
3) we have sex in that place you don't like."
So he goes off for a while to let her think it over.
So she thinks it over and she decides that she does like sex 'there'. But she doesn't want to go hiking either. So he comes back and she tells him she's picked the second option. But a few seconds after she starts she says, "ewwwwww, it tastes disgusting" and her husband replies, "yeah - the dog didn't want to go hiking either"”

“ok thats it, go sit in the corner with StoveStomper!!!”

“LOL I think you're worse then Maple...

Maple, see what kind of bad influence you are- Go eat some soap Maple!”

“I wasn't like this until I started posting on here... ;)”

“what the *(&^% did I $%$#@@ do?

I had nothing to do with &*(^% %%#$@# people!”

“wow that is kinda cool looking,
its real mean looking too!!
thats the ticket use lots of ##@@%%”

“maybe I should add that to the 'cute joke' thread”