Where is everyone

“HELLO !!!!!!!!!”

“Whassup, king of food.”

“i think the question should be where were you jello fog”

“this goofy forum keeps going in and out and threads getting wiped-out.........i got to know why........gonna get some food”

“WHere is everyone? Are we working today? I doubt it. : )

Or have you all headed for the hills.

For the love of God, somebody says something!”

“Well I'm here :o)”

“HPM, Madman, Capt. Obvious (lurker), HikingMark and a bunch of our scout are in the Smokies right now. Wish I was there.”

“Sheesh can't a man get any peace and quiet around here?”

“I am preparing to meet with the Franchise Council in one of our divisions, I wish I was in the Smokies too!”

“HOW DO YOU MAKE PICKLE BREAD?




















WITH DILL DOUGH!




get it?






DILDO!
















AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!”

“LMAO! you HAD to go and open your mouth, Indiana John. i, personally, have nothing to say to you people!
;-)”

“Snackboy, what you need is a good snack in the mouth”

“Prehaps out buying duct tape, plastic, gas masks and other things for Emergency kits? I know I need a new battery for my smoke detector!”

“Duct tape, plastic gas masks? Oh God is Artex coming!”

“they're all stuck in traffic as that nutter sits in the reflecting pool on his tractor”

“i KNOW, that is so bizarre! i bet he's just some mental patient who doesn't even have a gun or anything. if he's doing it to make a statement, what's his statement?? bizarre.”

“they think he's got explosives. there's a chopper circling georgetown now”

“chopper appears to be over Dupont Circle now ;o)”

“cool...think they'd pick me up? i could use some excitement.”

“would that be an easy pick up?”

“Everyone is in my pants, didn't you here about the party?”

“yeah, the smell kept me away though ;o)”

“LOL! you're a freak. :-)

everyone, were you aware you were in Tarpy's pants?”

“lyra=Tarp Rat??”

“c'mon - where's the banter - I'm going to have to join a political thread if things don't liven up :o)”

“oh, that's original, Indiana! except it used to be "Tarpy = lyra?"
;-)

morely lively than a pary in Tarpy's pants, ynami? surely you jest.”

“everyone's probably standing in the kitchen, very little dancing going on, running out of beer..... ;o)”

“U.S. Park Police spokesman Scott Fear?

LOL!”

“The one thing we have to be afraid of”

“Maybe they all had too much Guinnes last night”

“I’ve been aware for quite a while that we are all living inside a pack of Camel cigarettes. It would appear now that the pack is tucked inside of Tarpy’s pants. I think that fully explains the dude with a tobacco flag sitting on a tractor in the reflecting pond.”

“and so the day took a surreal turn”

“Well, is that crackpot still out there?”

“as far as I know he hasn't come out yet - though the traffic seems to be a little clearer. That's what happens when we let those North Carolinans in the city ;o)”

“This guy's nothing compared to my husband's "Carolina Hillpeople" family. His great grandmother was arrested and put in prison, with all of her sons, for running corn liquor.”

“well as long as it's not your husband in the pool :o)”

“hey, i have a criminal background, too! i have a great great, etc. grandfather who was permanently banned from Boston (i don't think the family's been back since), and my very own grandfather ran a pool hall & barber shop in Alaska back in the 1930's. he and his brothers got run out of town as well, but they never told anybody why. now they're all dead & have left behind their boringly law-abiding grandchildren.

hey, am i the only pansy having war nightmares? oi, i could barely sleep last night!”

“I'm just hoping for a swift victory with minimum casualties.”

“You get such INteresting wackos up there in Th' Big City. All we get down this way are drunks with handguns.”

“I used to love to drive the backroads in rural Virginia the day after Circuit Court met to look for new bullet holes in the signs.”

“yeah, so much for tightened security, the guy is a few hundred yards from the whitehouse and he's able to drive a tractor into a pond before anyone stops him!”

“i know...funny! i wonder if he's still there.”

“This is our version of the guy who landed the Cessna in Red Square.”

“How the heck did he even get a tractor into the city?”

“Post seems to think he's still there”

“Yikes, I didn't know a pond was a national asset. We should have put a guard on it.

You know, thats a nice tractor. I can understand wow they wouldn't want to harm it buy letting the dunce blow himself up.”

“Hyway, that's not the point, it's maybe 200 yards from the State Department, and a few hundred more to GW's abode”

“So we don't allow tractors in America anymore? Are you advocating the closing of the streets and the outlawing the use of construction, landscaping, etc equipment within 200 yards of the State Department? Perhaps we should have a "shoot on site" policy for lawnmowers?”

“ermmmm, no, - I'm saying you don't often see too many tractors on Constitution Avenue, and this wasn't, by the look of it, a machine that's used in construction. Security is supposed to be v tight in DC and I'm suggesting that someone should have noticed this unusual sight before it got the chance to get that close to some of the most important buildings in the country.”