I am addicted to radishes

“LOL... thought this was a Jello Fog thread, didn't ya??”

“ahhh, your poor thing. your poor hubby!!”

“i do love radishes too though. If they wouldn't make your burp so darn much”

“I Hate Radishes.They burn.LOL”

“i personally have never dared try a radish, they look nasty”

“Radishes are good, if fresh. The ones that sit in the grocery store for God knows how long get hot and pungent. Fresh from the garden, they're great.”

“I swear, as God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again...”

“tree....you said pungent.....



radishes are God's way of saying that liberals are wrong.....



that's about all i have to say about that.......”

“tree....you said pungent.....



radishes are God's way of saying that liberals are wrong.....



that's about all i have to say about that.......”

“When I was a kid, I would pull up a radish from the garden, wash the dirt off with the hose, and munch away.
Straight out of the ground is best.”

“And can I trust YOU, I thought you were BANNED!!!! LOL”

“yummy, Stomper. Vegetables fresh from the garden, warmed by the sun are great eaten on the spot. especially picklin' cukes, my favorite! Just wipe the dirt off on yer pants.”

“Hmmm, lizs is jello fog? Hmmmmmmmmm!”

“I want to touch the radishes”

“I am NOT Jello Fog... but I have ideas as to who IS!! lol....

I am seeing more and more of Twiggy and StoveStomper looking like a good Trail Talk date, with all this flirting about shaving and -- now -- additionally radishes! Go for it, dudes!! ;-P”

“yep that's it, to heck with the Maine trip, I'm buying a razor and heading to Missippi!!! LOL!”

“or would that be Mississippi...
hehe
(I've got my hand over my mouth again, this is gonna be a looonnngg day!)”

“one of my favorite warm weather pastimes is to eat a can of re-fried beans, lodge a radish in my butt, hide in the bushes, and shoot innocent passerby.

Love dem radishes yes we do”

“gross me out!
leave it to you lee...
:)”

“Now I don't want to touch the radishes”

“Razor and radishes.... prelude to LOOOOOOOOVING! >8-)”

“what about cucumbers, don't leave them out!”

“Twigeater, ask Lee if he does the same thing with cucumbers as with radishes...”

“Twig ---

Its a shame I can't make the MAINE trip!!!! Coulda brought a bag o radishes.


I don't think cukes would work as well treebeard . . .you need the little round cork like projectile.”

“You are liable to kill someone, Lee! lol”

“sex with a radish

thats sick”

“Stoner420 --

This is NOT about sex with a radish . . .its about shootin em out of your butt.

If you want to have sex with vegetables . . .go talk to Treebeard . . .he's got some cukes he can sell you.

Just remember where they've been when you get the munchies!!!”

“Stoner420 --

This is NOT about sex with a radish . . .its about shootin em out of your butt.

If you want to have sex with vegetables . . .go talk to Treebeard . . .he's got some cukes he can sell you.

Just remember where they've been when you get the munchies!!!”

“Radishes,
Like round red rubies
Tempt my tastebuds”

“Yeah baby! Ah gots cukes! Ah gots radishes! Ah gots rudabegas! C'mon, man! Try one. The first one is free...”

“Can I touch them?”

“I like radishes. Although, I do not follow the sex connection at all.”

“newgirl, you have to feel them like Crazy Mike feels the trolls”

“oh you're so naive new girl... you mean you've never used radishes? ;-)”

“You got a rash on your what?”

“Artichokes are right out.”

“Lee, small tomatoes can be used it a similar way- however you must be more carefull, they will squish.”

“Would it be too kinky to suggest that you people just get some ben-wa balls and be done with it?”

“My kids have gerbils and they love radishes (not my kids, the gerbils). Just thought I would throw in that tidbit of info for you to add to your radish fetish party.”

“geeeeeeeeez. I mean radishes to eat with a meal. With a little salt. I ain't no radish pervert. I have just lately been buying the pre-packaged ones at the grocery store, all ready to eat. For some reason, these are not so strong. No burping and nasty, upset tummy later. They are just yummy with a little salt.”

“ok I have a question for Stovestomper,

do you shave your radish into the shape of a flower?”

“Maple ---

I think the question is:

Do YOU shave YOUR radish in the shape of a flower???”

“HEHE HAHA LOL LMFAO
yup thats what I ment to say”

“Oh . . . and Newgirl --

I wasn't talking about having SEX with radishes . . .I was talking about shooting them out of my butt.


I think it was Stoner Troll420 that wanted to have sex with cucumbers.


PS: This seems like a good time to congratulate you on your exam success!!!!”

“lizs, you are SUCH a perv.

disturbingly enough, this seems appropriate here:


"I like to suck the snot out of my wife's nose when we're having sex. Is there a name for this "move"?
Taste O' Phlegm

"This 'move' is called 'mucophagy,' TOP, and here's the skinny on your icky fetish from Brenda Love's exhaustive and exhausting Encyclopedia Of Unusual Sex Practices: 'Consuming nasal mucosa is done as a matter of course in nasolingus. Others may engage in mucophagy because of the implied self-degradation, or simply the novelty of it. Like consumption of other body secretions, mucophagy can be used to demonstrate total acceptance and love of a partner.'"

--from this week's Savage Love”

“Did you now (as I look at the pre-packaged radish bag)... 7 radishes = 1 serving, which amounts to 15 calories, 0% fat. Good source of Vitamin C, 30%”

“WHOOPS!! sorry to detract from Lyra's new perversion topic. LOL! ewwwwwwwwww!”

“I accidently sneezed in a girl's face once.... is that the same?”

“moooooaahaahaahahaa!! like i said, YOU people are freaks.
;-P”

“I thought the "bunk bed" one was better, lyra...lol...”