BAN GORETEXX PLZZZ

“Get rid of me, the one who choses to report to you that ur lil' east coast ventures will not make me totter......

Ur red blood cells are not good enough for real elevation....”

“Ban me I said, Just leave me alone while hanging on my ol' east coast stomping grounds......trust me, leave me alone if you see me, walk away, if i am at a trail shelter, dont make a move to get rid of me, just sit back and enjoy the party........

But if your introuble, trust me, i wont turn my back on you.......remember, I may be the only one that helps u.

I aint out for justice as all of you may think.......Just remember.....KARMA”

“here all around YOU
"Im not dead, just waiting 4 the perfect moment........


The next full moon wil tell its own story......"
goretexx
01:08:39 PM
02/24/03


so having reread this to try to understand what your saying.
I got this.

March 18th you are going to kill yourself?

sorry dude, but you and I have gone around the block with that one before. if your trying to cry out for help, then either ask or shut the F$$K UP

stop feeling sorry for yourself, its old and boring. you have brought all of this on yourself. grow the fuc up already. your 30 something so act like it!

you have burnt your bridges and this is a sad way to try and rebuild them. your doing it all wronge and Im sick of telling you what is right and what is wronge! if you dont have a frigging clue, then ask”

“beep beep thats all folks....”

“What a tool!!!!”

“ummm ok
so ban me then.......”

“why is it when your confrunted with a real question you run away from it? what are you hiding?

why should we ban you? we only keep you around for our amusment.”

“Ok you two, back to back. I'm going to count as you each step off ten paces. Turn and fire!

May the best broad win.”

“Walter Mitty, er, uh, ... Goretexx, that's it, Goretexx stands with his back to Maple Leaf. His body involuntarily shivvers. The cocked pistol feel so heavy and cold. How could it have come to this, the brave explorer who conquered K2 in Rahway, er, uh, Bhutan, that's it, Bhutan, standing back to back with the best shot if the free world?

Geezr starts counting, and Goretexx begins walking, ta-pocketa-pocketa, ta-pocketa-pocketa.”

“From the AT through Denali, Rainier,aND K2......my Vasque Sundowners have been it mate...............

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From backpacker.com, mate. That's right, I've climbed K2 and Rainier with nothing on my feet but a pair of Vasques, mate. Such a hardcore climber can't be banned, you all need my expertise. What do I wear when I'm thru hiking the AT? Socks.”

“Nine . . . Ten . . . Goretexx whirls, but Mapleleaf is quicker. Shots ring out and bullets fly. Goretexx is hit in his K2, but not done yet. The theme from High Noon plays in the background.”

“Ban Goretex
goretex Feb 26, 2003 2:16 PM


OK, ban me........lets go now.
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man looking for love in all the wronge places today.”

“I guess he's threatening to go postal on people here.”

“Awwww, 'e tried t' boit me, 'e did!”

“this is getting trite....”

“Makes me all teary *sniff*. LOL

My sympathies to all of you who have to live with this guy on the east coast.”

“i love him........everyone likes me when he is around”

“Thats rite ...................”

“Hey Mate, we thought Mapleleaf had did you in.”

“Naw, Maple has a secret facsination with Goretexx...

Ah, Hero worship, its soooo cute!”

“no facsination, just dont like stalkers and liers!!”

“When did I stalk, and what proof do u have that Ive lied..........simple, prove it and Ill let everything go 4 good..........”

“Hey, the Freak-Be-Gone that you sprayed didn't work! HHHHEEEE'S BAAACK!”

“from the "Other" board
"Re: Conditions on Mt. Rainer, so far.
goretex Feb 28, 2003 11:35 AM


Emms...Glacier huh.....Its the easiest route, plus the 2nd most crowded....keep that in mind.....

If ya need to bump into some1 that knows the mountain well, Im good friends with the climbing rangers, and they would be more than happy to help out in that area, especially if ya show up with me, but Im already there(here), so just drop a line.....

Ya either take the offer and have an awesome time......or ya act like some of the rest here, and do it your way......

Cheers...
Zay......


now as of Feb 28, 2003 11:35 AM goretex is on Mt. Rainer, that is very interesting since only 2 days ago he was in NY?
hhhmmm oh where oh where can our little zay be?

its kinda like "wheres Waldo"


so can someone please tell me how someone can HANG OUT on the net ontop of a MT?


just trying to show you good people why this man is not to be trusted."
Mapleleaf
12:00:29 PM
02/28/03”

“Bump up!”

“Proof that dorktexx lied:

I never said that I didn't want Twinkle Toes to go on a certain Catskills trip, yet you told her that I and some others did beforehand.

You adimantley insisted that you would be attending a few trips Twinkle Toes was attending just to ruin it for her. You never showed up!

Bungee jumping off the GWB while the country was at high alert, working at K2 basecamp (even though you have no idea what country it was in), mountaineering school, blah blah blah. The list goes on and on.

When you look in the mirror, what do you see? Is it a monkey wrench, screwdriver, or perhaps some other sort of tool?”

“He's still at it?

Get 'em Artex and Maple!”

“I think he thinks his name is Rudy or something.

Naaaaaaaaah, not tall enough.”

“Ta-pocketa-pocketa

Walter Mitty on K2, Chapter 398.”

“So busted. I see the proof. Time to be gone for good.”

“Re: 7-10-02: What's the longest you've gone without a shower?
goretex Jul 10, 2002 9:23 PM
17 days.....Climbing Nupste in the Hymalayas

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Australian looking 4 packmates near nyc...plz
goretex May 29, 2002 10:00 AM
OK, im looking 4 packmates on the east, and have thousands of miles of experience. Done cross continent in Aust, and New Zealand, and now need to meet folks out here so i can make plans to pack....talk to u soon, i hope

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Re: Good show, Renny
goretex Jun 15, 2002 10:54 AM
By the way mate......when ya reach that level you want.....ull know what im tallking about, and its a sad thing that you will actually say " damn, these people here havent got a clue about real climbing yet" so yes its a bold statement to be willing to teach.....but ive been to the edge longer and farther than anyone here, now its time to share it with a person who really wants it. I just with everyone could see it through my eyes mate...later

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Re: Mountaineers.....where have we been?
goretex Aug 16, 2002 11:18 AM
Ok, I guess ill contribute to this one since I started the bloody thread....
Started out in Australia, cause I was there 4 yrs...
Mount Kosciusko (7,310)
Mount Cook in New Zealand.(12,316)
Got into it prety heavily then after my 25th birthday, and then made an attempt at Lhotse in Tibet which was totally funded by me and 4 other mates(27,939), but was unable to continue due to bad air in the western ridge in camp #3.
Never went back for it, but someday I might..

Met up with a few old mates from Brisbane where i was living, and they got me a little job workin as a medic at (28,250) K2 basecamp at the border of China and Pakistan, ended staying there 8 months and then got sorta sick of it all, and went back to Brisbane to continue on with work as a medic there..

Came back home to the good Ol' USA and hit Rainier (14,411)aswell as Adams (12,276)....both in the same week...lol
Took a break for some training that my job required that year, and pretty much that was it until a friend in Valdez Alaska called and asked if I might be interested in a Denali attempt.... 1 month, and 20,320 later, we were done with that climb, and that was pretty much it until now...
havent been up high on a hill for a little while now, just a few peaks here on the east and thats it.

Cheers....
Zay

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Re: AT
goretex Jul 17, 2002 1:22 PM
Chlorine.....I encourage you so much to continue in your pursuits.....I too have finished the AT and cant say any more other than.....We love it when we can get a chance to hear from a thru hiker, and I personally hope to hear that you have made it to Baxter peak!!!!
Ive never lost touch ffrom any of my thru hiking friends or "angels" on the way( back in 96) and will never....
Keep pumpin' mate.......your almost home now.!!!!!!
cheers.....
......zay

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Re: Good show, Renny
goretex Jun 15, 2002 10:47 AM
Ok mate...here we go...
Ive been climbing for 10 yrs now, I was born in nyc and was in the marines for 6 yrs at the age of 18, got into climbing then and travelled alot in the service and most of my platoon party was into climbing, moved to Australia, just for a new change.....got into some more high altitude climbs, lived in Nepal for 8 months, 4 of those months spent at k2 basecamp learned alot, came back to the usa....got into high peaks here, soloed Raineer, have been to Denali, Hood, and a few others, have even tried to take myself to the very edge of life in order to find my chi.
I climb 5.13c routes on reg rock and can do 5.11b on mountaineering routes. I plan on taking my final test in mt raineer in sept on my 31st bday and WILL become a guide. i have taugh alot of climbers thouout the yrs and have no problem proving it mate. I know Florida has actually no elevation 4 ur goals, however if youd like to talk further and save ur pennies as we all do, save them, and we can meet up in mt raineer or b4 to give you the biggest ride of you life mate.....Theses days i work as a medic in the FDNY fire dep and if ya wanna hang...well.....bring a winners attitude, a noice rack with ice screws aswell and a bong....later mate...
zay

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Re: Is a expensive tarp really better than cheap one?
goretex Jun 4, 2002 9:35 AM
Hmmmmmmmm Mate, sounds like ur gonna have to make a decision based on ur pocket there..... If i may say so...i camped atop Baxter peak with a $20.00 12x12 tarp, sealed the seams for 5 bucks, bought some guyline thingys to grab the material and wallaa!
No worries on the tarp ripping or weighing much, and i saved myself a few bux, plus...........it was with me throughout the AT back in 99'
later mate............

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Re: What is the best thing you ever bought
goretex Aug 15, 2002 5:15 PM
You must be new........

Already mouthing off to the guy who has gone the highest here and done the AT twice...and cant be touched......dont even get me started lil guy.

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G'day Mates! Figured you could all use some light readin- Besides the fact that these posts contradict themselves in many places, my favorite part happens to be the signature. I find it a little ironic, really, seeing as our little cock-eyed buddy plays out his tragedy on the net like a thirteen year old boy pretending to be a lesbian in a chat room so he can get off. Tell us then son, if you were in the marines for 6 years, what was your military ID number? What was your MOS? What does ETS mean? Grow a pair, liar.”

“Nice bust boretex. I really liked it when he said:

Already mouthing off to the guy who has gone the highest here and done the AT twice...and cant be touched......dont even get me started lil guy.

The only true statement there was when he refered to himself as lil guy.”

“Ive never lost touch from any of my thru hiking friends or "angels" on the way( back in 96) and will never....

or
it was with me throughout the AT back in 99'



which is it? 96 or 99

maple”

“This stuff is really a sad, sad testamony to an immature and alas sick, individual. Goretexx took the time to find out information about some awesome mountains only in an attempt to delude and deceive other people who might have a genuine interest in the climbs. What a flippin' loser! I'd like to be around when you get caught lying about being a marine! Did you do any of these climbs, Goretexx, ANY???”

“What a friggin' liar.

Goretex. "Australian" for Cybil?”

“Hate to beat a dead horse here, we all know the best way to deal with a situation like this is to ignore it- But this goretexx bloke is a psycho, and keeping a thread like this one going, might be a little annoying, but it serves to remind everyone out there to be a little careful about who they hike with. It also helps to warn people to NEVER HIKE WITH THIS GUY!”

“That was my thinking as well, boretex. Cheers mate!”

“Cheers Artex! Fair dinkum, burying the ice axe betweeeeeeen us 2- Don't forget though, anger me, and I'm the full moon you will yeald to mate. No Worries!!!!”

“Wow, that's pretty sad. It's not often you see someone who is so insecure. I'll bet you could get your Doctorate in Psychology off this guy. He'd make a kick ass case study.”

“The sad thing is that he is still happily posting on the other site and possibly sucking people in over there.”

“lol...........

Ill just start a new name, wait months and invite myself on a trip, or a few, begin a new identity, dye the hair etc..... and thats it....problem solved...............................bye...”

“You still never explained your lies.”

“I don't get it... Will dyeing your hair uncross your eyes and make you grow a pair? You'll still be recognizable, fool. Go play with your legos.”

“Someone is #&%!$ed up in the head...

Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top...

Bats in the belfry...

Lights on but nobody is home...”

“Cheers mates! mites! mosquitos! *popping open 1st Foster's oil can of the day*”

“I dont plan to explain anything to you mates.......Artex, you just makin a move onto the sloppy seconds that Ive left.....Jst admit it, all you could do was talk about Howmuch you wanted "Chelle in the beginning, and thought we were friends, and not something else......Yeah ok, your just frying your own panckake there.....

]Just remember, anything you say at this point will be noted as perfect and proper by your clik.........your day will come.................................................................................I promise til' the day of my death you dick....”

“I do promise myself, therefore, Im keeping it....”

“Wow, more lies! What a shocker! You're starting to bore me, loser.”

“He could change his name, post on different sites, even have a frontal lobotomy for all I care - but his semi-literate barely readable ramblings, deranged delusions of gradeur and faux Auzzie bravado will still be there, shining like a warning beacon to all those that go near him. I've never met this guy but I can see he is deeply deeply troubled.”