I have an alien implant in my forehead!

“Yup, it's true. There used to be one in my nose, but now they have taken that one out and put one in my head- they are trying to study my brain-waves now, I think.”

“Freakin' Marvin Gardens clone!”

“Are they getting anything at all?”

“That explains it.”

“Do you get CNN?”

“instead of... nosewaves?”

“Nope, just scrambled porn.”

“What size did you go with, 36DD?”

“The key word up there is "trying"”

“nanu nanu”

“Aw what can i say- this rum is good!”

“That's not an alien implant! It's the plastic toy from last month's Happy Meal... Really Free23, you should chew your food more slowly!”

“Nice try, but you really have to learn the art of random capitalization.”

“Random what?”

“Put your tin foil hat on.”

“I don't have one!!”

“That explains a lot.”

“Alien flunky to alien commander: "I don't know, sir, we implanted the code translator into the human's head to read her thoughts, but we get nothing. Nothing at all. I wonder if the battery was dead."”

“Free23- Check out Radio Brain Control”

“Whoa! That dude has problems. :S”

“Glad I am not him :)

I don't hear voices that much- only when I am on the trail do they seem to emerge. ;)”

“Boogerbrains....”

“LMAO! Dunadan and Marvin, sittin' in a tree...”

“Lyra, how stupid can you get? In a TREE??? Now, Marvin and Dunadan in a bunker......that would be cozy......”

“not that you guys are paranoid?”

“Hey! You're not trying to send me confusing brain waves, are you? I can see it now, monkeys with transmitters! (Grabbing my head and shrieking in horrific pain)”

“Watch what you say about trees

Hroom Hmm”

“Tony frickin Vee sez, trouble comes in trees!”

“the aliens are giving me ideas....”

“I thought they put those implants lower... ;-)”

“Speaking from experience Stovie? Have you been probed? ;D”

“I need smarter aliens. Mine haven't been given me very many GOOD ideas lately”

“Yep, and I have the pictures to prove it, Sass! LOL

I had a great time with those pictures at work. I would go up to my coworkers and ask them what they think this is, and then tell them it is a picture of the inside of my guts.

Hilarity followed.”

“Stovey receiving his implant...

”

“They're called 'eyebrows'!”