I am addicted to beets

“steamed beets
pickled beets
red beets
yellow beets
beetings
Geobeets
beetles

I am so bored!”

“Beats the $h!t out of me!”

“It's that implant in your head.”

“try cucumbers”

“I love beets, always have. Had a roast beet salad at a restaurant a couple of weeks ago.


Beets are too big to shoot out of your butt though. And ifin they aren't . . I don't want to hear about it!”

“I want to touch the beats”

“Beet it trailslacker!”