Hi ho Hi ho off to War we go?

“absolutely, and the act of doing so puts one in a suspect profile”

“I believe your guilty of something.”

“sure I am peckman! I sped all the way to work, I'm sure I'll smoke some pot before this year is over. And I'll probably download copywritten material without permission too...

I'm sure everybody breaks a law or two every week or month.”

“I bet you RIP OFF the tags on the mattersses dont you????”

“Perhaps you ripped the tag off a mattress, Don!
Or, Heaven forbid, taped a ball game without the expressed written consent of the commissioner”

“Maple, this is too weird!!!”

“Oh, sorry, yours are matterses

mine are mattresses”

“YES I am 22 seconds faster then you treebeard!!

Doing a victory dance!!!!!


(folks its not very often i get the upper leg on treeman)”

“Ow! My eye...”

“Mewl butts are so stinky they shold prolly go to the polees!
BOL!”

“Huh?”