All Lyra, All The Time

“Go for it, Girl!”

“Lyra's got a video cam website?

Sweet!”

“I would pay :)”

“www.lyracam.com?

Any freebies? Probably, but just of the monkeys in compromising positions...”

“i thought we were changing the name of THIS website, Rosey. 'bout damn time!

LOL!! how many people are puking right now? don't be shy...Tilt, i know you're one of them.

:-D”

“I think your fans are waiting for Lyracam.”

“Lyra, 24/7”

“wait, are you goin to be naked??
if yes then count treebeard OUT!!”

“i can't even shower around other people at the gym, Maple! nakedness would be out, but just think...you guys could watch me FLOSS! and see my monkeys.

”

“It was a JOKE people!
Even if "Her Adorableness" thinks this is a good idea. Ha Ha.”

“who needs a webcam, I think I can make her out from here”

“Naked monkeys? I don't think your fans will settle for that!”

“See? She's not so bad...”

“see her i mean ;o)”

“Okay, call me stupid.. but do you or your family really own some monkeys, lyra?”

“a little hairier than you expected, bitpusher?

"make me out," ha!! looks like we'll be getting some crazy snow tonight, ynami...for a change. HA! where are we, North Dakota?

i do really own a monkey, Artex...his name is Tarpy. the others are stuffed...at least they pretend to be around other people.”

“LOL!”

“yeah, I know, snow snow snow, couple of iches and the city will fall apart again, metro stop running - Where did you find that picture Maple - Didn't realize that show aired here?”

“Where is my lovable Arab brother Tarp Rat? Are you two still an item?”

“Tarpy said to call you a racist, bacpac. LOL! kidding...but i'm sure he would. yeah, i still let him watch me floss.

i have no clue what that is, maple!”

“i didnt know it was a movie, I just thought the pics were very funny

”

“Ali Akbar!!!”

“they are funny! :-) i bet ynami knows what it is...”

“It's a 70s Japanese TV Kung Fu show called ... strangely enough- Monkey.., it was fantastic”

“Who is Lyra, and what the he!! is Tarpy doing with her?”

“what does it mean when your talking to your co-worker (and you do like him) and you call him by your ex-husbands name?
someone you havent thought of since the last time you wanted to kill someone.”

“Hey, folks, the thread is titled "All Lyra All The Time." Get a room!”

“Sorry Geo. Does this mean ONLY lyra, Her Adorableness, can post here?”

“Others can post, but only if they are praising or adoring Her Adorableness!”

“Right!”

“hey, check it out...me, now with a higher thread count! HA!! get it, more threads...

seriously, people, everyone around me is going to start really hating me very soon. LOL! Don't Encourage Me...”

“you love it Lyra!”

“Glad that's cleared up.
Wouldn't want "Her Adorableness" to get upset.
She might turn bitpusher into a newt, but I think he would get better.”

“Send her one of these!”

“90 bucks for a *&%#ing teddy bear?!?! Good grief!”

“I'd pay 90 bucks for a teddy bear that could do that trick Artex ;o)”

“What if I meant the S word, ynami? :-)

Dude, that bear is wearing.. not coolmax. What a poser! :-)”

“Does that mean $90 isn't worth it to you to curry favor with Her Adorableness?”

“I had to look up what "curry favor" meant.

- curry favor [ME currayen favel to curry a chestnut horse] : to seek to gain favor by flattery or attention

Okay, maybe... but only if I had it in writing! That's a lot of money. ;-)”

“I think it's an Indian recipe involving monkeys”

“With lots of 'curry'”

“On a side note, does everybody here at least recognize the word "ameliorate"?”

“it means to make better or something like that, Bit?”

“Yep.

I was accused of using "Southern" words by a co-worker this week when I used that word in an email.

Just wanted to confirm that he's an idiot.”

“WTF does that mean. Oh, BTW, he is an idiot. You the man, Bit!”

“If there isn't a webcam to watch her get naked and shower then it isn't All Lyra, All the Time. We must have live footage for this thread to go on.”

“Oh, there are definitely Southern words. That's just not one of 'em.

I sent him back the dictionary definition, with no comment.”